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When You Are Being Bashed For Your Annoying Perfection, It’s Time To Retire

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Perhaps you heard about the designer who, last week, said that Heidi Klum was “too heavy” to be a runway model.  Klum issued some dignified response.  Well Wolfgang Joop, the dude in question, is at it again.

I don’t know how Heidi crossed this guy, but I wonder if she’s regretting it now.  His newest tirade directed at the supermodel, is an in-depth critique of Klum’s features:

“She is not a top model, but an ad girl. Who in high fashion has this permanent grin? She doesn’t have a nice mouth even when she isn’t grinning.”

And Joop certainly wasn’t holding back: “She has a large frame, but small facial features. The small nose, her eyes are too close together, she has thin lips – it is all too small for her bulky body.  She has that standard look of perfection – down to the perfectly dyed hair.”

Models are a breed all their own and I never feel that a mortal like me should be analyzing them.  By Joop’s own account, he said she has “that standard look of perfection.”  Apparently, that’s a bad thing in modeling.  I dunno.

Having said that, with my bitterness bubbling to the top, I did pick this picture based solely on the fact that this may be the most unflattering pair of pants that have ever existed.  Ever.

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    • IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE!! A SMALL LIST OF WHAT YOU” (AND ONLY YOU) DON’T LIKE ABOUT HER FEATURES, THEN YOU CALL THEM PERFECTIONS. HUH? I” HAVE ALWAYS LIKED HER.. SHE’S A VERY REAL PERSON GROW A BRAIN WOLFGANG JOOP

  • Would that I could be as flawed as she is. Especially during the Victoria’s Secret shows, she always looks amazing! Maybe it’s because I’m from Texas where ordinary is what people strive for, but I really think she just pissed this guy off, because she is far from not being cut out to model.

  • I often lament the fact that my beauty is standardly perfect. I hate having big breasts, blond hair and long legs. But at least my eyes are brown so suck on that Heidi Klum.

    I’m quite happy with my looks and my body (on some days) but I’d rather look like her.

    • she is ugly? the woman version of quasimodo??? nope … either you need glasses or you are envious……….sorry its not personal (…its just gossip……)

      • uhhh….she was talking about herself (though through much exaggeration I’m sure) please actually read the comment before replying.

      • READ IT AGAIN, IF SHE IS UGLY I, ME, YO, MOI, AKO, MICH, ANI, IO ( I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND) MUST BE THE WOMAN VERSION OF QUASIMODO.

        READ IT AGAIN IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND??

        SORRY ITS NOT PERSONAL ( ITS JUST GOSSIP )

  • like her. she is so amazing at the secret shows and I saw “germanys next topmodel” with her…shes so cool and nice, shes like a friend! oh mabye she always smiles but this is her job and she is different to ´f.i. Kate Moss…………… Never mind, I LOVE HER cause she is german :-)

  • The world of high fashion is so fucked up. If someone told me I looked like a runway model I’d be pissed, because what they’re saying is that you look like a gangly, out of proportion coke addict. Seriously, the ideals they have totally invented are not related in any way to nature, or for that matter, good health.

  • Hiedi is a happy, healthy, successful woman.
    This Wolfgang Joop dude hasn’t done a thing since the 80s. He’s irrelevant. Even if he was a psychology dropout, he should know that speaking out like this just reeks of self-esteem issues, personal failures, and jealousy.

    Joop FAILS.

  • it was definitely meant as a dig. it’s like on top model when they always tell the girls they are ugly pretty or something so so wrong about their face that it’s right. it’s the unique imperfections that make the top models.

  • I don’t see why anyone cares about her lips and nose when she’s just too plain old to be runway model. those bitches are all 14. and is wolfgang jop the guy who makes that god awful perfume?

  • Gay men have such strange taste in women when it comes to fashion models. Most of them are not attractive to straight men…hmm perhaps that is why they pick them.

      • Ah excuse me….gay man here. Heidi ROCKS! She is a striking beauty AND her personality makes her even more beautiful…playful and honest and sexy as hell. I love Heidi.

  • There is a HUGE difference between print models and runway… And sorry to say she does have thin lips and kinda boring looks. High fashion is not about how many guys you can score.
    However this guy obviously has a problem with her, being a designer he can use any models he wants in his shows, it’s not necessary to talk bad about Klum.
    Also, she’s married to Seal and has a gaggle of cute kids so I’m sure she’s over being the hottest runway model.

  • “this may be the most unflattering pair of pants that have ever existed. Ever.” I think the Jessica Simpson pants at that concert she did was even worse than these pants, haha

  • uggh!

    this the shit that really bothers me!

    heidi klum is absolutely beautiful! If people like her are being criticized for thier looks then were all ugly. Its like no one is ever good enough. Hes callin her fat! shes not fat at all! look at her! These people dont want models, they want walking hangers! They want a perfection that simply DOES NOT EXIST!

  • Harem pants are the next big thing again? I had quite a few of those pants in the ’80’s, lol! My friends and I like to drag out the photo albums once in awhile and laugh~they were ugly then and they’re ugly now :)