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These photos make me wish I was 16 again just so I could be, well, a 16yr old WHORE. Good gravy. Clandestine, illegal sex with a hot older guyboyperson, yep, sign me up. I’m calling Kip right now to ask about buying a time machine off of the cyberspace.
The back of her throat must be bruised as shit. i don’t think god allows oral sex either miley!!!!! fucking slut.
Why is it that she’s a slut?
because she if fucking the shit out of him. yet she claims to be a virgin. her esophagus must be caked in his cum. im jelous.
even if she WAS having sex with him… he was her boyfriend. She’s not a slut. Jealous ass.
Amen
Holy crap! Since I am an unsexed married woman I find I am rarely turned on anymore, but THIS! That is just not right! To be wasted on someone with no knowledge of what to do to him…travesty.
As a fellow unsexed married woman, I couldn’t agree more.
well now i dont think you do know what to do……. mostly cuz your “unsexed” and married, thats sad. but if you dont mind me asking, what the fuck did you do on your honeymoon?
am i the only one who has noticed he like 30 years older but she is called the names.
16 year olds who look like miley do NOT get guys like this…unless they’re loaded with cash from their terrible albums and tv show
For the most part that’s true, she is punching above her weight with this one. But, maybe she has an amazing personality that wowed him over? and she’s not an ugly girl, just not as good looking as he is.
“Amazing personality” is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of that one.
I think more along the lines of “Cardboard”
Off with the purity ring, on with the cock ring! No wonder she’s desperate to move out and get her own place!
BAHAHAHAH. That….that was funny.
Why am I the only one who thinks this looks like a photo spread for Out magazine? Or is that what VMan is?
That’s what I was wondering! And why is this usually timid, quiet, Christian boy doing a photo spread like this? Mind you, I appreciate it, but what is the purpose of this?
Who the fuck cares. This guy is hot.
I think he’s a douche, but he’s still hot.
*drools* He’s a hottttttttttttt
ohhh my god.
yes miley
you are a virgin
no you do not have sex with your boyfriend who poses half naked for magazines so we can see him
who buys it this?
on another note, why the hell is he sitting on the net?
The net pushes his junk out to make it appear larger or maybe he likes the way it feels?? Hmmmm….note to self: Hit the courts tomorrow!
I’m sure Billy Ray absolutely loves the fact that his daughter’s boyfriend is grabbing his shit on this spread. That’s a good way to reassure your girlfriend’s father, Justin!
Is VMEN for gay men?
i hope Miley is fucking and choking on his enormous bulge.. very Christian i see.
Suddenly I want to be reincarnated as the net on a tennis court.
He’s a butt-his-face.
But I’d let him hit this in the dark or with a bag over his head.
Sure he has an amazing, uh, body and he looks good in red. BUT that picture where he’s grabbing himself? He looks retarded. If that’s his “O” face I’d have to keep my eyes closed to have sex with him or I’d start laughing uncontrollably.
Love that he’s from the same part of middle-of-nowhere Louisiana as my family. Pretty sure he’s the best thing to ever come out of Pineville, LA.
Maybe Miley IS still a virgin and maybe, just maybe, she’s staying that way by doing the Backdoor Donkey Punch Polka with her big wang boy toy!
dam
YUMMY!
this guy is so not hot ok
leave that bum and get a new man
LOL; HE IS FERKIN A NIGHTMARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG
@ummm
you are obviously an idiot. By “unsexed” she means that she isn’t getting much sex from her husband, not that she’s never had sex.
He’s not “like 30 years older” he’s only a few years older than she is.
Learn to fucking read.