Katy Perry Is Not Going to Get Her Ass Kicked by Paris Hilton
Feb 16, 2009 at 04:56 pm by Evil Beet

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Katy is denying stories from this weekend that she was rubbing all over Benji Madden on Valentine’s Day. On her blog, Katy says:

It’s two pseudo famous people sitting next to each other… doesn’t mean we were bumping uglies! You know I don’t just do that with anyone! That’s just how the media works, as you can tell. I was there celebrating a really fun show and a boozy valentines with all my good friends. We were like a group of 25! Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to kitty purry/markus molinari. Hope your vagina day was as FUN as mine. Definitely not too heart breaking :) Guess what? I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now. Oh shayth do I have frequent flyer milez for days… I wonder if you can cash in frequent flyer miles for a boyfriend rather than just dinners and gift certificates for starbucks? ”How many miles for brad pitt, pls?”

Oooh, trading frequent flier miles for Brad Pitt?

I would totally get over my fear of flying for that shit … if this were ten years ago!

Today I would like to trade my frequent flier miles in for Phelpsy, thank you very much. At the very least, I should be able to trade them in for weed. Then I would lure Phelpsy in with that. See? I am a smart businesswoman.

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13 Responses to “Katy Perry Is Not Going to Get Her Ass Kicked by Paris Hilton”

  1. mireee says:
    February 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm

    “I’m in Monte Carlo/Monaco, France right now”. I hate Katy Perry a bit more now. Montecarlo is the capital of Monaco. Monaco is a country. It is not France. For fuck’s sake I hate this girl.

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  2. jen says:
    February 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    “At the very least, I should be able to trade them in for weed. Then I would lure Phelpsy in with that.”

    haaaha i love you beet

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  3. cher says:
    February 16, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    I agree with Jen.That’s great! You never fail to make me laugh

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  4. Anonymous says:
    February 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    Even though I hate katy perry so much, I have to say she sounds like she might not be a complete dork

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  5. twitteraddict says:
    February 16, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    OMFG spencer pratt just talked to me on twitter!!!!!! this is getting reallllly awkward but i love it!

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  6. Anonymous says:
    February 16, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    What does Spencer have to do with Katy Perry? And who would want to talk to him, anyway? He’s such a villain!

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  7. Hallie says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:38 am

    I like how she refers to herself as a “pseudo famous” person. +1 for Katy Perry.

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  8. XYZ says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:40 am

    She looks as she really is: freaky&dephased.

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  9. Anonymous says:
    February 17, 2009 at 8:26 am

    she has the eyes of a crazy person.

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  10. Jenna Zine says:
    February 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I still think there was a little drunken V-day hook-up between these two. Girl’s gotta get some – she just doesn’t want everyone to know about it! Especially Paris – she’ll fuck you up.

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