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Kate Moss Is Pregnant?

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Reports are flying all over the place that Kate Moss is three months pregnant by boyfriend Jamie Hince.  The only glimmer of hope that this isn’t true is that this news item is being sourced from a News Of The World article that confirms her spermination.

Kate did go on a beer bender at a recent Roberto Cavalli photo shoot.  She showed up two hours late for the shoot, downed beer after beer while getting hair and makeup done, and walked out as soon as the session was over.  What does all this mean?  Well, hopefully it means that she’s just bloated from booze and isn’t actually manufacturing a human being.

Like many mysteries never to really be understood, how can so many adept and capable people struggle with infertility yet Kate Moss still has functioning ovaries?  Seriously, there are no answers.

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  • “Like many mysteries never to really be understood, how can so many adept and capable people struggle with infertility yet Kate Moss still has functioning ovaries? Seriously, there are no answers.”

    so sad, so true… :(

  • I know she’s a supermodel but she is 35 & has had a kid so she needs to suck in her belly. And in this picture she was to drunk to remember.

  • lots of other sources are confirming that she IS pregnant.
    this woman’s pretty much known for being a druggie coke whore so i wouldn’t put drinking beers while pregnant past her.

  • Sadly, I think she’s pregnant. That’s a pretty substantial bloat – even for a supermodel that deigned to drink a beer. And no, it’s definitely not fair that she gets to have kids while so many others that really want a child sometimes can’t conceive. How does she still get to retain custody of the child she does have? Her hard-partying is consistent and well-documented!

    Hope you feel better soon, Wendie!

    • errr she gets the custody of her own daughter as she ensure she is well looked after and wants for nothing, much like all the other rich mummys and daddys out there. She has a team of helpers!!

      her daughter has the amazing legacy of kate’s good looks and influental name.

      It’s sad she isn’t having pete’s child, but oh well, Another mini moss would be excellent news.

  • Yea to all the above, but don’t you think in this picture she looks like Bette Midler? I hate that to, cause I like Bette Midler.