Feb 14, 2009 at 10:38 pm by Evil Beet

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26 Responses to “OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!”

  1. Sheila says:

    JLH was somehow entangled in your personal life?

    • ac says:

      What happened between you and No-love? Spill, Beet!

    • Evil Beet says:

      Ugh, I’ve talked about this before. We liked the same guy a long time ago — we were all spending the summer in La Jolla. She got him then, I ended up getting him years later, and, in general, I think we’re both glad we’re not with him today. Really hot guy, not too much going on upstairs. End of story.

      • Lindsay (not Lohan) says:

        Oh wow…that’s quite a story…where did you talk about this before? I must have missed it.

  2. Kat says:

    It looks like Pickler got an eyebrow lift. Her eyebrows seem so high after you published those photos.. Weird.

  3. miss-sin says:

    It looks like Pickler got an eyebrow lift. Thats what it looks like from the photos you published, Beet.

    Either way, shes looking a bit alien-ey. Weird…

  4. Eloise says:

    Beet, I think you’re effin awesome and shit, but in the last week-or-so of posts you seem really down on the superficial stuff…like, commenting (in a semi-demeaning way) about how everyone looks…just seems more than usual. and, me, not being a supermodel, has left me feeling a bit inadequate. i don’t particularly care about either of those in the photo (who’s the blonde chick?) but, c’mon…

    • Sometimes says:

      Eloise! I don’t think Beet is trying to make anyone feel down. I think Beet is just giving us what we crave. Gossip. (It’s not personal btw.)

      When someone is ravaged by plastic surgery it is gossip (even if it’s ‘superificial’).

      Btw, the blond chick is a former cast member of American Idol. She ‘came out’ about her depression when her boyfriend dumped her about six months ago (that was her — right?) and so I think she may be self-medicating which is never good!

  5. Wendie says:

    What flummoxes me is how JLH thought that a LV mongram Speedy 30 was the right bag to wear with that dress.

  6. ashleytx says:

    Oh no, I only saw the picture and I thought, “Wow, that’s the best picture of Tori Spelling I’ve seen recently.”

    Kellllllllllly, nooo. =(

  7. ashleytx says:

    *Kellie

  8. Eileen says:

    Uhmm Kellie Pickler looks like a Deer in the Headlights…

    that’s just scary.

    That is SOOOOOOO sad too!! She really is a beautiful (and somewhat dumb) Southern girl!!

  9. Lynn says:

    Jennifer looks good to me. ‘Think your resentment is coloring your prespective, Beet. Or your flu. You sure are sick a lot…getcha some DanActive to boost your immune system and be careful what ya touch…always good advice!

  10. Sharon says:

    JLH looks stumpy. And Kellie’s just plain freaky.

  11. Miley Spears says:

    I thought that was Kate Winslet, y’all!

  12. musicandmuffins says:

    facial features? try glacial features.
    that frozen facade is just scary

  13. Anonymous says:

    Jennifer looks good to me too, better than in previous years. Her pointy facial features don’t seem to stick out as much and her eyes look nice. But it wasn’t ever about her face really, she was only hot because her giant boobs.

  14. stillmg says:

    Jennifer looks good to me too, her facial features seem less pointy and her eyes look nice. It was never about her face though she was only hot because of her giant boobs.

  15. bent says:

    Hope you’re feeling better, Beet.

    I don’t think this will help :). Check out D-listed for another “Kellie-scare-the-crap-out-of-you-Pickler” picture !!

  16. Mercedes says:

    I’m sorry.. I actually can’t say anything about this picture…there seems to be.. a… bright light of some sorts.. burning.. my eyes…can’t see..

  17. Tako says:

    Grrr! i want shoes like the black ones soooo bad!!

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