Feb 12, 2009 at 10:34 pm by Evil Beet

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26 Responses to ““I’m Not Fat, Y’all!!””

  1. Loveitloveit says:

    amen.

  2. Kelly says:

    Ok, so, Jessica Simpson isn’t fat. But rail thin Courtney Cox looks pregnant? Can’t we just all agree that Hollywood has warped our judgment on what a healthy weight is for women and just stop trying to judge all together? For one thing, it is none of our business, and two, it is a boring topic!

    • Ann says:

      I agree.

      There is nothing wrong with having curves. People have got to stop pushing that toothpick image, it just looks gross and its very unhealthy.

    • Evil Beet says:

      It’s clearly not a boring topic, judging by all the comments these posts generate.

      However, I never said Courteney Cox was fat. I said it looked like she had a baby bump in that dress, which she shouldn’t have been wearing, because it made her look like she had a baby bump. That is all.

  3. ThatLisa says:

    god, Beet. finally. your other Jessica posts were pissing me off. I just felt so bad for Jessica… the response was just over the top and way harsh

    she looks great.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Jessica, like Paula Abdrool, has absolutely no taste in clothes at all. They’re both tacky as hell. All that money yet they simply cannot figure out how to dress for their figures.

  5. just me says:

    Can’t stand her but she is NOT FAT!!!!

  6. d says:

    When you are as tiny as she is with boobs that big, gaining just a couple of pounds shows up big time. And you have got to dress for those boobs. And clearly her stylists haven’t a clue.

  7. Donkey Punch says:

    All the fat women visitors have spoken…Jessica Simpson is not as fat as they are.

    • ThatLisa says:

      oh DP, puh-lease. I am the opposite of fat. I just think the whole thing was insane; everyone in the media calling her out for being some insane fat ass. I mean, do that to someone who is ACTUALLY fat…. you know, like Raven.

    • Donkey, honey, Im not fat (except for being pregnant) and she isnt fat. Look at her great legs and shut up.

  8. lolly says:

    jessica, britney, and christina are all tiny girls. kim kardassian too. any little bit of weight shows.

  9. wpolochick says:

    Does this mean “Fat Gate” is over?? Where are all the old commenters who were crying about how “unhealthy” and overweight she is? *Rolls eyes*
    Oh yes that’s right…because she only gained like 10 lbs and has probably lost it already.

  10. mark says:

    jess looks great. remember what is important, if she gains a few pounds her boobs get bigger. amen. love you beet

  11. Sarah says:

    I personally think she looks great. She definitely didn’t choose the right outfit for her chili cook-off performance (those pants on anyone above a size 00 are ALWAYS a bad idead), but she looks amazing and healthy and SEXY in this photo. I, who don’t consider myself fat, am about her size and I’m SURE that I’d have looked foul in that blue jean outfit, but she looks GREAT in this pic. What a class act.

  12. Briana says:

    her legs look amazing!

  13. Anonymous says:

    She’s short and pudgy looking.

  14. mila says:

    she’s hot and always has been… her boobs are memorizing o.o

  15. Annie says:

    YAY!!! JESSICA’S LEARNED HOW TO DRESS!!

    She looks cute as all get out and the outfit is adorable.

  16. Caz2 says:

    She looks phenomenal!

  17. Grace says:

    She looks awesome, and has done all along. Good for her. I guess you changed your mind, huh, Beet?

  18. kk says:

    shes a gorgeous girl. she is not fat. poor outfit choice? yes. no one really thought about that.

  19. Deej says:

    She can’t sing but she looks phenomenal in tight leather pants.

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