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I think it’s only fair that I warn you of my current frame of mind; I just spent the morning on the phone fighting with the IRS.
Having said that, I hate Mischa Barton. Have I mentioned this before? I guess you could say she is my Mandy Moore. Like, she was doing okay for a minute, where she wasn’t looking totally horrible. I knew I’d be karmically punished if I said nice things about her and sure enough, I was. Hellloooooo IRS. So, I’m back on track now and willing to repay my debt to the universe.
Here’s Mischa at a P3R showroom in California. I’m sure it was a scheduled photo shoot but WireImage has it listed as a general sighting. They are so used to her pretending that she’s ultra cool and casual and unaware of the cameras around her, that they can’t tell the difference. Remember when she got the DUI and then went to the park with her dog, crying and trying to appear all “I’m so into my pet and I’m a good person and I’m completely unaware that my picture is being taken,”? Please.
You know what I’m so used to? Barton doing really stupid things like wearing ivory crochet inset dresses with dark brown tights underneath.
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So that’s where my tablecloth went – she’s wearing it.
I DO NOT like how you can see where her tights end through that dress.
That’s the kind of thing that’s supposed to be embarrassing.
Why doesn’t she get it?
The smart thing to do would be wear a slip… but alas… it’s mischa
Funny. All the women magazines here in Germany are selling her as an “It Girl” who knows how to dress. But they never show us photos like this.
Oh and is it the new style to draw black lines under your eyes so that you look like a person who has not slept for about 2 weeks?
Wendie’s stock totally skyrocketed with this post. A POX UPON BARTON!
Hey, one of you chicks please explaint to the male readers why is this girl important. Wasn’t she on the O.C. like years ago? If that’s the case, we should all campaign to resurrect Zack Morris’ career
i dont care what anyone says mischa barton is GORGEOUS! look at her face!!!shes beautiful!
I hate her too…why is she even relevant? She had a crappy show years ago.
Sorry you got audited-that sucks
I would love her outfit if she had a damn slip under the dress.
what the heck???
Looks horrible!!!
and whats with the photo shoot outside a house? does she just take pics on the way out the house and send to everyone – super odd
The weight loss was good for her.
I’d fuck her.
I love her fashions.
this woman annoys the hell out of me. and no, i wouldn’t wear anything she wears.
she is stunning, I love her eclectic style as she pushes the boundaries of today’s fashion. Definetely making Indie and Vintage as popular as ever.