Feb 09, 2009 at 09:09 am by Wendie

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21 Responses to “Lily Allen Concludes That Googling Herself To Figure Out How She Got Home The Previous Night Could Be An Indication That She Has A Problem”

  1. Sophie says:

    oh, come on. loads of people get memory gaps after heavy drinking and can’t remember what they got up to or how they got home. i reckon if everyone was so eminently googlable then more people would use it to work out last night’s movements that have been wiped out of memory.

    not saying it’s smart, or anything; just that it’s a typical saturday night out for most Brits, not just the substance-abusy ones.

    • ThatLisa says:

      yeah. I have had times where I wish I could have just googled myself to know what happened. how awesome.

      oh and that was actually one of my favorite outfits of all time, ESPECIALLY with the light blue nail polish/shoes. I thought it was so damn playful and precious. I have been looking for that color nail polish forever!

    • Anonymous says:

      THIS HAPPENED ALMOST A YEAR AGO! And this lame story is full of wholes!!

  2. Caz2 says:

    Have to agree here, it doesn’t necessarily indicate a problem, just too much to drink of an evening.

  3. trollydolly says:

    Wendie have you REALLY never woken up without a clue how you got home?
    Lily Allen is a young woman with pots of cash and a great social life. I am none of those and still, very occasionally, can’t remember staggering to bed. I am not an alcoholic or a drug addict..I just enjoy over indulging sometimes.
    God what stringent codes of conduct you have!

  4. Roma says:

    I wish I was able to google to find out about my behaviour from the night before. Instead I wait for the inevitable phone calls informing me the who/what/when of my drunken debauchery.

    For example: last Thursday night with a club promoter on the dance floor. Luckily, just seen sucking face.

    • joan says:

      amen sister. i too have to wait for my friend to tell me wtf happened sometimes. for example dancing/sucking face with 22 yr old drummer from the band we just watched. and he’s NOT cute either. had to look him up on myspace and was like OH NO!!!

  5. Abbi says:

    I love lily allen

  6. arp arp says:

    her dress really disturbed me. It’s the massacre of Bambi. :-/

    • ANONYMOUS says:

      Lily Allen”s dress was designed by Giles Deacon, She explained during a BBC 1 radio interview, that the dress was a reference to Who killed Bambi a song written by the Late 70′s punk band The Sex Pistols, she used to listen to them when she was a teenager!

  7. lolly says:

    us average folk dont get that option. stars get all the cool stuff. we just have to wait and hope no cops or spouses show up on our door.

    • Persistent Cat says:

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha

    • Saphron says:

      Try not to consider yourself too average. In most ways Lily Allen is a very Average girl but her personality is unique. And no she is not the girl in every single article you might read. She wants these false reports to go away. This is an example of how she is treated. Although the date says February 9 2009 this story and the picture are from June 2008. I have to ask myself why people do mean things like this they really need to leave her alone!

  8. Grace says:

    Sorry, folks, but memory blackouts from drinking are a sign of abuse. When other factors are also present, they are one of the diagnostic signs for alcoholism. Just because binge-drinking is normal in Britain doesn’t mean it’s healthy, any more than obesity – also increasingly normal – is healthy.

    • Anonymous says:

      This is not group therapy for “”your” drinking problem Grace!! You can’t abuse somebody just because they went over board!! this was from June 2008

  9. Persistent Cat says:

    Oh whatever.

    I’m grateful my drunken self is not Google-able. Because I’d rather not see it and I’d rather my husband not see it.

    I used to have a nail polish in that colour. It was the colour of candy-coated chocolates that you’d get at Easter (those Cadbury mini-eggs or Smarties, the Canadian kind of Smarties). And I have a great pair of pumps in that colour. Last year a really well-dressed woman asked me if they were Prada. I practically hugged her, they are from Le Chateau.

    Anyhoo, all that to say, if you are young, wear whatever you want and if you drink a tad too much some night, BFD.

  10. cape cod emily says:

    i love lily allen. i think her music is oh-so-rad (just got her new album…bitchin!) and she is the only bad-ass, real chick in hollywood. she’s the only honest one and she clearly doesn’t give a fuck what people think. she’s my girl!!

    • ANONYMOUS says:

      Sometimes she shows concern for what people are writing in comments (but not too often) She has mentioned that most of those stories are false. During a video interview, she played a game of true or false. Did you buy a beach house in Jamaica? True. Are any of the comments about drug use true NO very false. When you listen to what she has to say on video tape it’s really very different then what people print! Her interview with Geoff Lloyd on BBC 1 was a nice interview!

    • Crash N Burn says:

      DEEP DOWN SHE’S A ROCK N ROLL GIRL

  11. bottomlesshole says:

    I am a substance abuse counselor, but you don’t need to be one to understand that Lily Allen probably does have an alcohol problem. She seems smarter than our good friend Amy Winehouse and will likely firgure that out sometime soon. I really like Lily Allen and hope that she gets her shit together.

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