The World Goes “He’s Just Not That Into You” Crazy
Feb 08, 2009 at 11:23 am by Soleil

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Yahoo! Movies posted a slide show of celebrities entitled “We’re Just Not That Into Them”. Clever, Yahoo. The premise of this list being movies stars that used to be American Sweethearts and now, well, not so much. Some notables from the list:

RENEE ZELLWEGER 
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Chicago” — $170,687,518
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “New in Town” — $8,628,291 (and counting)

soooooo true. When I look at her now I am inexplicably frightened. What happened to Bridget?! 

KATE HUDSON
Biggest Box Office Gross: “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — $105,813,373
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “Bride Wars” — $54,298,710

I can’t believe “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” made close to $106 million. 

JESSICA ALBA
Biggest Box Office Gross: “Fantastic Four” — $281,576,461
Most Recent Box Office Gross: “The Eye” — $78,807,677

Honestly, I never though Alba was much of an actress. She’s got the emoting power of a wet sponge. I’m assuming she’s still famous based on her assets as opposed to her uh…talent. She needs to follow Charlize Theron and make a “Monster” or something. 

 

For the rest of the list click here. Someone is missing though, that shrew Katherine Heigl. Granted, her reign came and went in a space of a few months, but the point is perfectly valid. I went from seeing her in “Knocked Up” and being like “awwwww, I want to be her frieeeeend.” To then listening to her whine about misogynistic writers and stage pompous impromptu withdrawals from award consideration. Now I just want to throw a drink on her. 

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13 Responses to “The World Goes “He’s Just Not That Into You” Crazy”

  1. gkjhkh says:
    February 8, 2009 at 11:57 am

    hi

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  2. sf says:
    February 8, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    Great post! I couldn’t agree with you more regarding Katherine. She bugs big time.

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  3. thatLisa says:
    February 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Haven’t all of Katherine Heigl’s movies done pretty decently though?

    I will never understand why all bloggers hate her.

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    • Wendie says:
      February 8, 2009 at 4:50 pm

      I don’t have enough emotion towards her to hate her. I think she gets a lot of negative press due to her constant whining about how much she hates “Grey’s Anatomy” and wants out of her contract.

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  4. Heatherlyisaverb says:
    February 8, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    I like Katherine but I CAN’T STAND Jessica Alba. She is just so po faced. Never happy.

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    • megan says:
      February 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm

      ughh i hate her too. especially with her recent ‘OMG i’m so fat/pregnant that i cried’ attention-whoring phase.

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  5. bsm says:
    February 8, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    hahah ‘that shrew.’ love it.

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  6. Swadoo says:
    February 8, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    I will never, for the life of me, understand what people get out of Renee Zellweger. She has the acting ability of a loaf of bread… a squinty, whiny loaf of bread.

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  7. Isla says:
    February 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Heigl sucks sour butt. Waiting on one of her sycoFANS to list all of her box office accomplishments pending and otherwise…wait for it…

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  8. Syrup says:
    February 9, 2009 at 10:42 am

    “I never though Alba was much of an actress. She’s got the emoting power of a wet sponge.” hahaha oh so true

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  9. dickspitz says:
    March 13, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Jessica’s ASSet is her greatest “talent”. Her ass is so good it gave the best performance in 2 of her cringe inducing flicks, “Into The Blue” & “Good Luck Chuck”! As for Jess doing a quality role (like Charlize in “Monster”) it’s not gonna happen because actual acting is required. She would be perfect for “Monster Anal Invasions” however. In adult films, Jess could find plenty of roles that would be right up her alley(or in this case,her asshole)!

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