Feb 05, 2009 at 01:40 pm by Evil Beet

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Oh, yay, La Lohan’s back … and she’s driving!

Yes, it’s true, Los Angeles: Lindsay Lohan is BACK ON THE ROAD. She’s got her license back after her DUI.

Lindsay was riding solo during the day yesterday, but she met up with Samantha Ronson later in the day to attend a Vanity Fair party. And in the Vanity Fair photos, she’s clutching that same marbled notebook.

I wonder what’s in it.

I don’t think it’s a food diary, because no one wants to have to write down that they ate a bag of Doritos and a Coke.

She’s probably just jotting down little gems of genius for an upcoming book of poetry. It will be called Leaves of Marijuana. Because, uh, here’s what she looked like at the party that night. A little bit o’ red in the eyes …

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28 Responses to “Your Daily Lohan”

  1. Seb says:

    Leaves of Marijuana… hehe, I see potential greatness for this volume of poetry.

  2. Chuck says:

    Nice ride. Wonder how long it will be until she wrecks it.

  3. trixie says:

    no red eyes!!!!
    in the morning she’s lovely

  4. jen says:

    I hope she smokes and starves herself to death. Then, only then, can the world move on.

  5. EWWW says:

    The book prolly has stick figures doing dirty stuff in it.
    She cant read or write.
    Its all little stick men with giant cocks and no mouths.
    Classic daddy issue notebook.

    ha ha ha shit its a cook book on how to make meth

  6. Klipper says:

    She should totally write a book on how to be a washed up former actress and look like you’re in your mid-to-late 40′s at the same time. She could corner the market on that subject because Lord knows she’s an expert at it.

    • Evil Overlord says:

      Well when one’s primary mission seems to now be doing nothing but acting like a prima donna, getting “not renewed” on jobs, flitting about the globe showing up at this party-club-grand openings, pouting like a spoiled 3 year old, public brawling with your lover and then making up over and over and over, being seen with liquor hidden under your table and around where you are looking hammered although one has supposedly rehabbed and then take every opportunity to put yourself out there for the Pap’s to snap…I’d say LiLo has cornered the market on how to do nothing and for some reason stay in the public eye. YES! Book worthy…I decided!

  7. Jennifer says:

    She’s going bald, her forehead is HUGE.

  8. Tracy says:

    She looks like her mom’s twin in that second picture. I threw up a little.

  9. Lizbeth says:

    wowwww, she’s aging terribly fast!

  10. sue says:

    Isn’t she only 22? She’s looking close to Madonna on a bad day in that 2nd pic. Wow.

  11. Alice says:

    i want her hands
    look at every thing she can carry in one hand

  12. just me says:

    She is getting VERY skinny!

  13. Briana says:

    she IS losing weight! and looking more and more like Dina-saur these days. looking awful =(

  14. lolly says:

    and wearing stretch denim. GROSS.

  15. ruffuss88 says:

    Her nipple looks to be in the wrong place!

  16. Dmarie says:

    Omg in the first pic her hair looks more red yay!

  17. dpizzle says:

    whats with the comp book?

  18. Hyatt Riot says:

    Whoa she looks really bad. And old. Her skin is terrible

  19. jgirl says:

    Either she has nicotine stains on her hands or self tanner residue…either way- she looks like she needs a good shower. gross.

  20. Beet Groupie says:

    She is aging awefully fast. DRUGS+BOOZE+TANNING WITH FAIR FRECKLED SKIN+SMOKING+PARTYING will do that to ya!

  21. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she needs to stop smoking…she looks almost as old as her 15 year old sister!

  22. fionamclaughlin says:

    she looks like a 14 year old, jellybus much? however she could benefit froma fringe [americans read as bangs]

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