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Ahhh…Everything Is Normal Again

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I’ve really been struggling because Mischa Barton has been showing up all over hell looking, well, decent.  Oh, more than decent, really.  She’s been strolling around Paris in haute couture looking-attractive?  Just saying that sentence makes me feel like I’ve spit in the face of all I hold to be absolute truth.

So seeing Mischa Fierce leaving Bardot nightclub donning Citizens of Humanity cut-offs with ripped leggings, Kurt Cobain flannel, studded belt and a Boy George hat really brings me an inner peace.  It also brings the realization that her ensemble features at least one of the biggest trends of each of the past three decades.  She is the history of fashion.

As a side note, Mischa’s single again.  The Kooks lead singer, Luke Pritchard, gave Misch walking papers after a lengthy two months of dating.  Now she can totally continue on with her trendy fake lesbianism.  And she can do it all in ripped leggings.

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  • she’s only in her teens she can get away with wearing crazy outfits, i mean it’s fun isn’t it, i don’t want to be wearing boring matching outfits like a mother yet. She’s a great model, designer, singer and actress and has the world before her. I think she has her eyes on a bigger star in music anyways. Like Micheal Jackson.

  • I don’t think she’s in her teens anymore. And that outfit was an exact replica of me everyday in sixth grade only replace the heels with sky blue doc boots. Ahh so nostalgic!

  • haha – that was me in HS, only different shoes as well. I don’t think the look was right 15+ years ago when I did it, so it surely isn’t right now!
    And what is this about having her eye on Jacko??? LOL

      • exatcly, once you hit 20 you have to be married, popping out children and wearing floral tents. Your life is over once you’re not a super kool teenager like i dunno the awesome miley!

        i jest.

  • i like it. why does she have to dress all perfect and..boring? this outfit is cute and fun. if i was brave enough i would totally wear clothes like this. unfortunately, the most fun i can manage are bright yellow converse.

  • God, she looks like hell. Yes, you can wear crazy outfits when you’re young, but even crazy outfits require a certain style sense to work. This is just crap.

  • What, decent because she’s skinny again and the cellulite is gone, or because she hasn’t committed as many fashion faux pas? I mean, God FORBID females are allowed to be bigger than a size 2 and have cellulite. I apologise if this wasn’t what you meant, Wendie, but why does everyone start harking on about how wonderful celebs are the instant they get skinny? Aren’t there any realistic women out there?

  • She’s so beautiful she can wear anything. And Wendie, what “fake lesbianism”? She was joking around when she kissed a friend at her birthday party. You could tell by the pic that is wasn’t a real kiss.

  • this outfit reminds me of that show blossom – in other words, adorable and wacky when you’re in 6th grade , lame and tragic if you’re not. also? her hips are way too big to be accented by that belt.

  • i think she looks like a teenager, but the americans all look the same from about 14 to 30, take ali lohan and that woman who made the house bunny movie. The looked the same age despite there being over 15 years between them. Mischa is tall like a model, and she looks young and naturally attractive, not all faux surgery beauty. She’s a good actress, good singer, good designer and fashion role model. I just think she should get some more movie or television roles as she is starting to become a has been. I can’t remember anything she’s been in since the oc [can anyone else?] She’s really talented [as much as the rest of them over there] so i can’t think why not. Does anyone else think she’d be great in the new 90210? or gossip girls?