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Madonna Continues To Cavort With Baby Jesus

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It looks like Madonna is still hanging with male model Jesus Luz; they were together this weekend in New York.

Hey, remember when Madonna was married to Sean Penn and released her True Blue album?  That was 1986; I was a freshman in high school and Luz was a developing fetus.  It’s ironic to think that the year that Papa Don’t Preach was a #1 hit, her boyfriend was forming his internal organs.  Just thought I’d give you a little perspective.

Doesn’t he look like he misses processed food, like, so bad?

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    • I guess because I’m a Jew I somehow missed this disgusting irony! Yeah, there’s a lot wrong with that. A lot.

      BTW, Wendie, freaking hilarious post. Developing his internal organs? Awesome!

    • Jesus is a extremely normal name in Spanish and Portuguese-speaking countries. In fact, it’s very traditional, an not at all blasphemous – it’s rather a way of worshipping God. I know several lads called Jesus, to me there is nothing wrong with it (I’m Spanish).
      However, it is ironic that Madonna is screwing Jesus. aahahahahaha

  • I really hate telling people that I love Madonna. It always starts a Madonna bashing session that I can’t win. I can’t argue that she can be a real jackass but here’s why I love her…

    1. She doesn’t give a flying fig what anyone thinks about her. In fact I think she lives to ruffle feathers.

    2. Her music makes me happy and reminds me of my childhood.

    3. She has reinvented herself so many times…she’s not afraid to keep up with what’s new and try new things.

  • Boyfriend? I don’t think so. Jesus is more from the George Michael ilk… not that there’s anything wrong with that. But there may be a few people who are troubled to find out that Jesus is gay. Still, Jesus is the answer.

  • This is the best picture of Madonna…lens far away. She is going through an after midlife crisis. Men go through this in their forties. It must be hard for her to look in the mirror at age fifty.
    I think she should embrace her life experiences and not have pictures taken of herself with her legs opened. It’s Lourdes’ time to shine!

    • lol, this dumb old bitch is having a 3/4 life crisis. She’s trying to stay relevant with some fresh blood but she won’t let her daughter wax that unibrow. That’s as retarded as when mother’s won’t let daughters pierce their ears until they’re old enough.. like a third grader is gonna sexually entice her classmates with earrings and some extra chocolate milk

  • Gawking again. He has to be only about, oh 5’10”, but his feet are magnificent. I’d say he gives that pothead swimmer dude (sorry, Beet, I know you love him) a run for his size 14 money. Madonna is no dumb dumb.

  • he’s hot. lourdes is gotta be havin some conflicting feelings about this one i mean omg! he’s really hot…but off the market thanks to mommy…

  • I feel kind of bad because she always seems to be on stage or with men. I kinda wish I saw her being a mom more often.

  • EH EH EH EH EH… what’s the problem with the name Jesus..? Is a very commun name like Pedro, Pablo, Jose, Manuel, Phill, Erick, Jeremy, Tomas, Andrew, etc.
    I just want to let you know my opinion about Jesus Luz… He is “HOT” but no just hoy … he is “HOT HOT”.

    His skin color… most of you wish that natural tan skin color (Thanks)
    His hair… Fabolous..!
    His face… like an angel…
    His personality… A men
    His tool… have a big foot and is with madonna… lol… have to be good!
    His luck…what i need to say…he just have 22 y/o and is with Madonna!
    His fortune… For sure … more than me right now and i feel ok.
    On the bed… Come on … he is a Latin = Great Lover…!
    Madonna… mmm i dont know … i prefer to listen another singers… too much Drama with this people over here … live your live the way you want like always as a DIVA and enjoy your Georgeous Boy Toy.
    God Bless you Jesus Luz