Oh, happy happy day!
Joey Boy Francis was arrested today after showing up five hours late for a U.S. court hearing.
What a moron!
The Girls Gone Wild founder was arrested Monday for showing up five hours late to a court hearing on his lawyer’s motion to step down as Francis’ counsel.
A bench warrant was issued this morning after Francis failed to show and he could not be reached by telephone 30 minutes after the hearing’s scheduled 8:30 a.m. start.
He ultimately showed up at 1:30, with lawyer Melissa A. Weinberger telling the court her client was suffering from the flu.
“He’s been as sick as can be,” she said outside the courtroom, adding that she would try to secure his release as soon as he was processed by federal marshals.
As for the MO behind the court date: Defense attorney Robert E. Barnes, who has been representing Francis on federal income tax evasion charges, filed court papers last week stating that his firm was through with the flesh-peddling entrepreneur due to “strategic differences of opinion.”
ZOMG!
Even his shady-ass defense attorney wants nothing to do with him anymore!
What a fuck up! This dude is so disgusting. Look at the ridiculously fake smile he has in ALL his photos. It’s like he has to force himself to display something comparable to actual human emotion. Like he has to think about how to smile.
I’m sure he’ll be out of jail in no time, but even if he just has to spend the night I’ll be a happy kiddo.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
BAHAHAHAHA.
Awesome.
Dont worry Beet, I am sure he would gladly videotape your delicious ta-tas.
Couldn’t happen to a better person. HA!
What is ZOMG?
just another way of saying OMG (oh my God)
Thank God! Talk about scum of the earth…even it shudders at the thought of Joe Francis!
I remember reading a story (last year ish??) about someone breaking into his house and forcing him to do “things”. Paris Hilton was being questioned about it. Whatever happened there??
Karma raped him in the ass.
haha, nice
Is that the rubber ducky he’s gonna be using in the shower with Bubba??
Those glasses are friggin hideous – but not as hideous as Joe. What a low rent scumbag.
I just don’t get the problem with this man. He isn’t forcing anyone to do anything. It may not be the most moral way to make money but if he didn’t think of it someone else would have. If the females stopped drinking, they would stop lifting their shirts (and doing whatever else they do) on camera. I can’t blame him 100%. Personal responsibility has to come into play here.
i agree %100. if i had thought of it first it would be joan francis here. i have no sympathy for drunk college skanks. i’d like to think i would have paid my taxes though.
good he’s such a douche