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Didn’t This Bitch Just Have Twins?

Rebecca Romijn

Rebecca Romijn, who is 36 years old and gave birth to two human beings on December 28, walked out of her house looking like this on Monday.

Ridiculous.

Even her vagina looks tight.

Nobody should be this small a month after birthing twins.

How are some people so genetically perfect?

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  • I want a personal chef and trainer and a full time nanny, too damnit.

    I’m gonna go drink a bottle of bleach now. Thanks for posting this.

  • Ladies, ladies, c’mon. Childbirth is differen for the rich and famous than it is for the rest of us. Believe me, after two C-Sections and two 8#12 oz. and 8#13 oz babies I didn’t look like that. They have HELP, money, liposuction, plastic surgery, personal chefs, personal trainers, and time to work out. If you have your child young enough diet and work your ass off afterwards to get in shape you might, and I emphasize the word might, get your shape back. Good luck to you all. You are gonna need it.

  • I’m impressed because she had twins, I bounced back after my baby. I lost every lb I gained 3 months post baby but for her to look that great after TWO? Good job girl.

  • God, I love that “bitch.” And, her husband. I find him yummy. One of the FEW famous couples I adore. It IS wrong that a month-ish later her stomach is that! flat! However, with my first child I did lose the pounds very fast. Perhaps those are a new version of Spanks?

  • She must be wearing some sort of vacuum seal spanx or something. Jesus H Murphy, that’s not even sensible.

    I hate her.

  • Am I missing something? She does not look that great at all to me! Her hips and thigh’s look wide, her gut looks big and her boobs look mashed. Yeah, she looks better than me after giving birth, but I’m just sayin.

  • Okay, all women that still their post pregnancy weight after 6 months or more say it together – “Bitch!” Ha, ha.

    Beet, you make me laugh.

  • losing the baby weight is one thing, getting your bidy back is toooootally different! I dropped the weight pretty good by eating healthy and stuff but my body definately changed, things don’t sit like they used to and it’s taken MONTHS of working out to get my booty looking decent in jeans again. She’s definately had some help “sculpting” those thighs.

  • losing the baby weight is one thing, getting your bidy back is toooootally different! I dropped the weight pretty good by eating healthy and stuff but my body definately changed, things don’t sit like they used to and it’s taken MONTHS of working out to get my booty looking decent in jeans again. She’s definately had some help “sculpting” those thighs.

  • “Even her vagina looks tight”

    hahaha, Beet. Freakin’ hilarious. Quotes like this are why I come here day after day.

  • OMG! You are so funny. She looks flawless though. Some women bounce back naturally after childbirth…..I can’t even bounce back after a #1 at McDonald’s.

  • I disagree…I just had twins May 14, 2009. And I must say, I am genetically blessed. I have modeled for years, and now after having the babies, I am pretty much back to where I was with a few more curves :-)

    You have to be committed to getting your pre-pregnancy body back, but some of you are right…it does have alot to do with genetics, and the shape your body was in before pregnancy.

    Z