Jan 05, 2009 at 07:11 pm by Evil Beet

Puss ‘N Boots — the new Lohan nickname, as suggested by you guys — took to her MySpace to assure that world that she was still very much all about puss:

RUMORS
Monday, January 05, 2008

little piece of TRUE information:

we did NOT break up!

access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE

:) xoxox Lindsay

Currently listening :
Rumors
By Lindsay Lohan
Release date: By 2005-01-11

In honor of Puss’s “Currently listening” track, above you’ll find her music video for “Rumors.”

Jan 05, 2009 at 06:25 pm by Evil Beet

Hi guys.

Funny thing.

I was flying home today and I had the silly notion that I’d be able to work in Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix while waiting for my flight, because they have a free wireless connection there.

Unfortunately, their free wireless connection blocks Evil Beet. Heh. So I’m sorry that not much went up this afternoon.

But I am now safely back in Seattle, and so very delighted to have my whiny, whiny cats back in my face at all times, and before I take a bath and try to get my life refocused, I thought I’d bring you guys this lovely gem from Sharon Osbourne’s Charm School. This is the fight that eventually lead to that blonde chick pressing assault charges on Sharon. I wish we had more footage from inside the actual hair-pulling fight.

Still: Pretty awesome.

Jan 05, 2009 at 11:58 am by Evil Beet

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My first reaction to these pictures was that the 90210 starlet had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that she’d be frolicking around Miami Beach this weekend … but, when people do that, don’t they then wear makeup?

AnnaLynne McCord looked just like any other skinny Miami Beach chick when the photogs snapped her this weekend. If this were Heidi Montag, there would be there THREE SOLID INCHES of makeup on her face, which NEVER would have touched the (gasp!) public saltwater. But AnnaLynne? Just looks like I do after jumping in the ocean … well, okay, her body is WAY better than mine, but her face? Not so much. It looks like she actually went swimming.

How bourgeois.

Jan 05, 2009 at 10:06 am by Evil Beet

Lindsay Lohan

We need a new nickname for Leggings Lohan. She’s been wearing the leggings forever, and these days I’m more focused on her boots, which are consistently awesome. I’m thinking “Boots Blohan,” but I’ve always kind of hated the term “Blohan.” I’m open to suggestions.

Anyway, here’s Boots Blohan (???) enjoying a cigarette after doing some shopping in LA with a friend.

Jan 05, 2009 at 09:32 am by Evil Beet

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How does this dude land these chicks?

He knocked up a Playboy Playmate last year, he’s dated Pamela Anderson and Heather Locklear, and now he’s running around Vegas playing grab-ass with Nicollette Sheridan, who he’s apparently been porking since November.

The two had dinner together on Saturday at Sushisamba in the Palazzo in Las Vegas. “Although there wasn’t major PDA, they definitely were affectionate throughout their meal,” a source reports. Spade sipped Diet Pepsi with his meal while Nicole had a Belvedere mojito.

Okay, so is this his whole game? The short funny dude stays dead sober and totally on-the-ball while he gets these leggy blondes wasted? Is that how it works? Because, otherwise, I don’t get it. Not at all.

Jan 05, 2009 at 08:15 am by Evil Beet

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I just can’t stop laughing at these photos of Adrian Grenier rocking out on the drums as his band, The Honey Brothers, plays a gig in Sydney, Australia.

He looks so into it!

Oh, Adrian, the next time you feel the need to bang something real hard, you have my number. I’ve left it in your agent’s voicemail at least 100 times.