Heather Mills appeared today at the Healthy Meal Cook-A-Thon in New York.  She spent her time teaching apprentices how to prepare healthy, vegan meals.  She’s not just a gold digger; she’s a chef!  What do you think of her new hairdo?  Most people look better with less hair in my opinion. 

As you know, I’m not a huge fan of macrobiotic or vegan diets due to my close and personal relationship with cheese and general happiness.  It appears that the dude in the background of the main picture shares my sentiments.  Though I’ll never be vegan, I will say that whatever she has on that spoon looks vaguely like it once had a face.  Impressive.

Bridget Marquardt, the last of the Girls Next Door disbanded bunnies, has left the manse.  I have to admit that the extent of my GND experience revolves around being drunk and watching a marathon of it because I was too out of it to find the remote.  I couldn’t figure out why Hugh Hefner had the Barker Beauties at his house.  Of what I do remember, I’m pretty sure Bridget was the kinda mellow, boring one…right?

Either way, she has moved out of the Playboy Mansion.  I thought that happened months ago when the other two bimbettes left.  Nope, she has just packed up her stuff and now she’s , and this is a quote from US Magazine, “a gypsie”.  Not a gypsy; A gypsie.  Looks like this editor got a new job with US.

Other than that, she’s looking forward to being single for the first time.  When she gets her own hutch, she plans on installing a trapeze and a stripper pole.  Nothing sexual she claims; it will just be for working out.

Russell Crowe.  Do you remember when he was all hot and box office magic?  Me neither, but I guess he was at some point.  Apparently, he is in the land of the lost and thinks he’s still relevant in Hollywood.  I could try to blame his assholeishness on the carbs, but I think Russell Crowe was always a phone-flinging bitch.

In pre-production of his new movie, Nottingham, he’s been demanding rewrites, a new director and now his costar Sienna Miller has been “released”.  The media is playing it like Miller quit this movie but, please.  The producers realized that there was no way in hell people were going to buy the vision of Sienna Miller screwing fat, flabby Robin Hood/Sheriff of Nottingham; Yes, he’s playing both roles.  Casting directors are now in search of an actress in her late thirties or early forties to replace Sienna.  Have they considered Kathy Najimy?  Because that’s Russell’s league right now.

Rumors are floating around that, during the holidays, Crowe was calling around trying to find a replacement for director Ridley Scott.  The studio is denying that, natch. 

And this is just pre-production, folks.  Filming is going to be an absolute nightmare.

As an aside, can I tell you what I love so much?  A spell-check that doesn’t question me on the use of the word “assholeishness”.

It’s the weekend but I know the LaLohan fans out there need their fix.  This one’s for you. 

Linds is the newest model for PFornarina.  I keep reading about Fornarina being some seriously high-end Italian crap but the only stuff I can find online is $200 dollar dresses which is not high-end.  Regardless, I think she looks really hot in these pictures but the cuffed up jeans?  That was the haute couture look of seventh grade for me.  Oh, and what happened to her ass?  It’s, like, gone.

Does anyone know when is Lindsay going to work, um… on a movie set again?

Not knowing the Travolta family personally, I will still bet that this has been the worst week of their lives.  They are mourning the loss of their only son Jett and I am sure that their entire focus right now is on survival.

John Travolta was scheduled to present at the Golden Globes tomorrow night and is also nominated, along with Bolt co-star Miley Cyrus, for Best Original Song.  And though I never try to estimate any person’s level of grief, I am assuming he won’t be attending…right?  However, as of today, he is still on the schedule to appear.  I’m praying this is some oversight on the part of his, understandably distracted, management team.

UPDATE:  Ok, whew, he just cancelled.

Michael C. Hall married his Dexter co-star, actress Jennifer Carpenter.  Their nuptials are not going to be written into the series, which is a relief since they play siblings. 

They actually got married on New Year’s Eve but are just releasing a statement now.  I give credit to anyone who has even a modicum of celebrity being able to keep their wedding a secret.  Or perhaps it just went down that way because no one cares.  Aw…sad.

Hall divorced Wife #1 in 2006 and started secretly dating Carpenter in 2007.  Or, you know, 2006.

Above, the couple appearing in 2007 and pretending they aren’t sleeping together.