Jan 11, 2009 at 09:50 pm by Evil Beet

beyonce_gg

beyonce_gg1

This is actually a very perfect look on her and I don’t really have anything mean to say.

Okay, that’s not entirely true: She needs to get her roots done.

Other than that, this dress highlights her perfect hourglass figure, and I’m actually thinking it would look really good on me, too. I may borrow it later on, B!

Jan 11, 2009 at 09:42 pm by Evil Beet

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

The cut is reminiscent of her infamous 2000 Grammy dress (intentional decision?), but this is a much more adult spin on it, and I think she looks lovely. Oh, and for those of you who buy the rumors that she’s on the rocks with Marc (personally, I don’t), he was there at her side as she walked the carpet.

Jan 11, 2009 at 09:36 pm by Evil Beet

Blake Lively

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Holy crap!

This is not a fat girl, but she looks like they needed a shoe-horn to get her in that dress. She’s busting out everywhere! Maybe it looked better in person, but they could have taken a few Polaroids of this and known it was a bad idea. She looks awful.

Hair doesn’t work, jewelry doesn’t match the dress, and who the hell told this girl she could pose at the Golden Globes like she was waiting on a cab?

No, no, no.

Jan 11, 2009 at 09:22 pm by Evil Beet

America Ferrera

Yes, her boobs do look that pointy and ridiculous in all the photos.

Great dress, great hair, great makeup, wrooooooooong bra.

Jan 11, 2009 at 09:20 pm by Evil Beet

Angelina Jolie

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I’m bothered by the fact that this look is eerily similar to her Critics Choice dress. It’s a similar cut and a similar color. What’s up with that?

And if Brad Pitt doesn’t have pink eye, he really shouldn’t be wearing those glasses on the red carpet.

Still: they’re the most beautiful people ever.

Jan 11, 2009 at 08:58 pm by Evil Beet

Anna Paquin

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Looooove the hair and makeup, but the dress is a bad call on her body. It makes her breasts look small and her hips look wide.