Oooh, it’s gonna get ugly.

Blake Civil-Fielder has instructed his attorney to begin divorce proceedings after Amy Winehouse went public with her relationship with a new man.

The couple do not have a pre-nup, and, considering that Amy’s adultery is well-documented, it’s possible that Blake will walk away with half of Amy’s money. Well, whatever amount of it she hasn’t put up her nose already.

This is going to be fun.

Hey, you guys, remember when I wrote about how Blake was all like “I’m breaking up with Amy to save her life! She’s better without me! I want nothing but for her to be happy!” and I was all like “This guy is soooo full of shit and neither of these two people is capable of actual love right now” and you guys ripped me a new asshole in the comments and you were all like “Oh why are you so cold-hearted to believe he can’t just love her?”

Yeah, guys.

I’m not cold-hearted. I’ve just seen this shit way too many times. Blake will love the millions of dollars he takes from her in a messy, bitter divorce battle far more than he ever loved Amy. And none of it will ever compare to how much he loves drugs.

One of you sent me this clip this morning because of my new girl crush on Olivia Wilde, who, unlike all my previous girl crushes, is actually a really good actress. Here’s Olivia playing out a sex scene every woman has lived oh so many times in Alphadog. Clip is NSFW and it after the jump.

Thanks DU!

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Best Motion Picture – Drama: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama: Kate Winslet (beating out Anne Hathaway and Angie Jolie)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama: Mickey Rourke (if he wins the Oscar I will take my dog to poop on him)

Best Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy: Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy: Sally Hawkins

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical Or Comedy: Colin Farrell

Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Kate Winslet (for The Reader — her Best Actress was for Revolutionary Road)

Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture: Heath Ledger

Best Animated Feature Film: WALL-E (anything preventing an acceptance speech from Miley Cyrus is fine in my book)

Best Director – Motion Picture: Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Original Score – Motion Picture: Slumdog Millionaire

Best Television Series – Drama: Mad Men

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama: Anna Paquin for True Blood

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Drama: Gabriel Byrne for In Treatment

Best Television Series – Musical Or Comedy: 30 Rock

Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Musical Or Comedy: Tina Fey for 30 Rock

Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series – Musical Or Comedy: Alec Baldwin for 30 Rock

So the big winners were Slumdog Millionaire, Kate Winslet and 30 Rock. And, as expected, Heath Ledger took home the Best Supporting award. Does this make him a shoo-in for the Oscar?

Thoughts?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT there were a lot of people at this stupid show.

I have the WORST headache after looking through all these pictures. I think there is something wrong with my contact prescription, because looking at my computer screen for extended periods of time makes me feel nauseous and unsettled lately.

So anyway I’m not going to say much except for that I give the dresses at this awards show an A+. I thought people did really well, and it was all very glamourous and feminine, which I just love. There were some notable fails: Maggie Gyllenhaal, Susan Saranden, Renee Zellweger and Taraji Henson come to mind, but overall this was a big success, and I really did love looking at the dresses even if my head is fucking killing me right now.

As requested, I have labeled the file names with the person’s name so that you guys know who it is in all the pictures.

I don’t want to hear anything from anyone in Miley’s camp ever again about how she’s just a sweet, innocent little girl.

The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it’ll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she’s about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.

Virginity FAIL.

Love her, love her, love her.

Perfect.

The only thing is that if you look at the close-ups of her face it looks like she’s been crying all day and they went overboard with the concealer to cover it up.