Okay, how come this shit happens to Hayden but never once happened to Lindsay Lohan?

The 19-year-old Heroes star had to call police to a Suffern, N.Y., nightclub on Dec. 23 after getting kicked out of a 21-and-over venue and having her driver’s license confiscated.

Panettiere, accompanied by six girlfriends, entered the NV Lounge at roughly 9:15 p.m. via the employee entrance and lasted about 10 minutes before security spotted and carded her.

“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

It was at that point, Reznick says, that Panettiere was informed of the venue’s policy to hand over confiscated IDs to the Suffern Police Department.

Hence her need to call the cops to the scene to retrieve her license ASAP.

“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”

The detective says his officers “examined the ID and verified that it was proper ID for Panettiere [and] then returned the ID to her. She said she needed it to travel to California the next day.”

This is such a strange story. Was it a private security company, or did the security belong to the nightclub? If it was the latter, why didn’t they get their stories straight? Like, “Um, BTW, we’re letting Hayden Panettiere and some underage girlfriends in. Don’t card them.”

Britney Spears has finally ditched the Beverly Hills manse where her array of breakdowns took place, and has relocated her family to a posh rented mansion — worth $9.1M — in Calabasas.

The over-the-top House Of Dreams features every conceivable luxury. The custom designed estate features more than 10,000 square feet of living space for Britney to relax. The gardens will give her young sons more than an acre to run around in as they play in the rose garden and swim in the glass mosaic pool. All the interiors are built from the finest limestone, marble, walnut hardwood parquet and plank flooring, imported European stone mosaics and limestone fireplaces.

The master bedroom includes a separate large designer dressing room including garment, shoe and bag storage. And Britney can prepare for her day in a custom bathroom suite with a dry sauna, steam shower and bath that extends onto a balcony spanning across the rear elevation of the estate. Her cars cans be stored below ground in a garage with two auto lifts.

And if that isn’t enough Britney can spend time in the craft room, mud room, maid’s quarters or three other bedroom suites.

Plus, the home is in a gated community, making it more difficult for the paparazzi to access her.

Britney Twittered about the new house today, saying “I just took my babies to our new home and they loved it! I can’t wait to move in. ~Britney”

Personally, I’d completely forgotten they were dating, but, just in time for the Idol premiere tonight, Kimberly Caldwell and David Cook have announced they’re splitting up.

“Kimberly and David ended their relationship just before the holidays,” Caldwell’s rep told In Touch. “The couple remain good friends and, being very private people, appreciate their privacy at this time.”

Will you guys be watching the new season of Idol tonight????

Tragically enough, I probably will. The audition episodes are my favorite!

On the latest episode of The Miley & Mandy Show, Miley’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, makes an appearance, if only to prove that he is, in fact, the attractive face with absolutely zero underlying personality that we’d all assumed him to be anyway.

Stay tuned until around 5:00, where Justin actually performs with his guitar. He’s not terrible, but it would be a lot better without Miley bouncing around in the background making damn sure all the attention is on her.

She is Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck!!!

I actually think it’s a beautiful name.

Glad they got a flower name in there, though!!!

At the CW’s Party at the Peach Pit event in LA yesterday.