Marcia Cross and her husband, Tom Mahoney, took their twin daughters Eden and Savannah for a walk in LA on Tuesday.

What a cute family!

Those twin girls are definitely not looking identical, though. Is it just me or is one a lot taller than the other?

Image via Fame

“God bless your real breasts.”

Oprah Winfrey, to Kate Winslet, as the two discussed Kate’s breasts’ performance in The Reader. “In all the scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do,” Oprah said.

Hooray for real titties!

I asked a male friend of mine recently whether he preferred real breasts over fake. “I don’t really care,” he said, “as long as they’re big.”

Sigh.

Men are such special creatures.

While most of the country is freezing its ass off in the depths of January, Brooke Hogan is practically naked as she goes shopping in Miami Beach. Or at least I think Brooke Hogan is in this photo. I can’t see much past the breasts.

Uh-oh! Drama!!!

Lil’ Kim has released a statement lashing out at the producers of the new biopic about Notorious B.I.G., explaining that she is not happy about the way the film portrays her:

The film studio and producers involved were more concerned about painting me as a ‘character’ to create a more interesting story line instead of a person with talent, self-respect and who was able to achieve her own career success through hard work … Even though my relationship with Big was at times very difficult and complicated (as with most relationships we have all experienced at one time or another), it was also genuine and built on great admiration and love for each other. Regardless of the many lies in the movie and false portrayal of me to help carry a story line through, I will still continue to carry his legacy through my hard work and music.

Biggie’s people are having none of it. Says his mother, Voletta Wallace, “This is not a Lil Kim movie. This is a Christopher Wallace movie. It has nothing to do with Lil Kim. If she’s disappointed and upset, that is her problem.”

And from Wayne Barrow, one of the film’s producers: “Our job as producers … was to deliver for three individuals. That’s his mom and his two children. Everybody else: Stand in line, buy a ticket and enjoy the show.”

The film, Notorious, opens in theaters this Friday.

William H. Macy joined the cast of Speed the Plow on Broadway tonight, after Jeremy Piven had to bow out after waging a brave but losing battle against raw fish.

And, yeah, that’s the chick from Mad Men: Elizabeth Moss, to be exact.

I hate that I’m excited for this shit. I am such a 12-year-old. But I didn’t have a TV while I was living with my dad when it aired last year, so I’m just extra excited for this year.

Despite my better judgment, I will probably end up doing weekly recaps once they actually select the contestants. I am trying my best to organize my life right now so that I have my evenings free, but, to be honest, I like writing those damn things as much as you guys like reading them, so I’ll probably wind up doing them.

Until then, I will be live-tweeting the show, at least for tonight. And by “live-tweeting” I mean “tweeting about 30 minutes behind, because I was hanging out with friends and am going to watch it on DVR.” You can follow me on Twitter here.

Also feel free to use this thread to chat about the first episode of auditions.

Woot woot!!!