“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”

Total hottie Megan Fox, when asked about fiance Brian Austin Green failing to accompany her to the Golden Globes.

This relationship is SO DOOMED and it has been FOREVER. Listen up, Brian, you’ve got absolutely no business with a girl like Megan in the first place, but if you want to hang on to this miraculous thing you’ve got going here, you oughtta worship the ground that girl and her ridiculous tattoos walk on!

Um … betcha guys can’t guess who had the top album on the charts this week!

Think real hard!

You’ll never guess!!!

Answer is after the jump.

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Sharon Stone and her much younger boyfriend, Chase Dreyfous, were spotted leaving Katsuya on Wednesday night.

How many animals died to make your outfit, Sharon?

You’re enough of a cougar as it is! I should dye you blue and wear you around my shoulders!

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I was hanging out with a girlfriend the other night, and she was all pissed off and stressed out that her boyfriend had ditched her to hang out with some friends from his flag football team — many of whom are female. He’s a good guy, too, and a good boyfriend, but she was just really annoyed and frustrated with him, and I totally understood. “You know,” I said, “shit like that makes me really happy I’m single. Sometimes I wish I had a boyfriend, but most of the time now I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with the bullshit.”

And Kelly Rutherford is a bright, shining example of THE BULLSHIT right now. The latest on the Gossip Girl star’s Divorce from Hell:

Kelly Rutheford (Lily van der Woodsen) has a big problem. We’ve learned she went to court last week and pleaded with the judge in her divorce case to let her go to NYC with her two-year-old, Hermes. The judge shut Kelly down, telling her he’ll take the issue up a week from today.

Now here’s the problemo. Sources on “Gossip Girl” tell us Kelly is supposed to be in New York to shoot by January 27. If the judge shuts her down next week that’s not going to happen. Producers could deal with a small delay and shoot her out of sequence, but if the delay is longer they could just shoot her — as in her character.

[Estranged husband David] Giersch doesn’t want Hermes to travel to NYC because he claims Kelly works insane hours and gets totally stressed out when she’s shooting.

OMG. Can you imagine dealing with this shit while you’re pregnant? Awful, awful, awful.

I also think it’s interesting that producers seem so ready to just kill off her character. It kind of makes me think she’s an enormous pain in the ass on set — which may be why her divorce is so insane, too.

Oooh, Hef is gonna be PISSED.

I can’t believe he didn’t make her sign some contract forbidding her from talking to the press about this shit.

Kendra Wilkinson has opened up to Us Weekly about her relationship with Hugh Hefner … and how she cheated!!

“I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it,” she said, noting that Bridget and Kendra stayed faithful to Hef. “I was like ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.”

She also says she didn’t spend a lot of time with Hef. “Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office — there were never solo dates … The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’”

Kendra also bitched about Hef’s notoriously controlling ways, saying it was “way more strict than my life has ever been” and that it drove her “insane” that staff members would keep track of the girlfriends whenever they left the Mansion. In fact, staff would note the times they left and returned to the mansion in a book, and Hef would review it each morning. And they weren’t allowed to spend the holidays away from the Mansion. And the paycheck? An allowance of $1,000 a week. I kind of have trouble believing that. Shit, their hair extensions alone had to be like $3K a month in maintenance. And the wardrobes?! Those girls were definitely spending more than a grand a month.

Kendra said, “I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn’t have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time … Hef made me feel beautiful. Now I’m totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that.”

Wow, I love that she’s talking so openly about this. Hopefully in the coming months there will be WAY more dirt from her about what life was like inside the mansion. Someone better hire a good ghostwriter and get this chick to do a book. I would buy it in a heartbeat!!!

Amanda Bynes is looking AMAZING these days — too bad she’s wasting her extreme hotness on total famewhore douchebag Doug Reinhardt, with whom she seems to be getting increasingly serious. She took him to some charity basketball game in BevHills last night. I hope he donated a SHITLOAD of money.