The third nipple of Lily Allen-always a fascinating topic on a slow news day.  Oh, and the reporter in this clip is beyond creepy.

I’m never surprised anymore when celebs do this.  They spill it all in an interview, only to retract everything once the cocaine wears off.  Just days after the Us Weekly article was released in which Kendra Wilkinson told all about life with Hef, she’s backpedaling.

In a new interview Kendra says, “I’m more upset at myself with what I said.  I’m really bad at interviews, and anyone who knows me knew I meant no harm…I’m a goofball. Mostly, I’m very sorry to have hurt Hef…Playboy made me who I am, and Hef has done more for me than anyone else.  In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy.”

She even went to the mansion to personally apologize.  “Hef was hurt, but he understands.  He knows me and knows what came out of the article was not me at all.” 

Translation:  Hef caught wind of the Us Weekly article and was so pissed off that he started shitting Centrum Silvers and Polidents.

After months of uncertainty, it has been confirmed that AMC’s Mad Men has at least another two years of life.  Negotiations have been long, tense and public between the show’s creator and executive producer Matthew Weiner and Lionsgate TV.  Thankfully, they worked it out.

Is this show any good?  I kind of want to get involved in watching it but I’m not sure if it’s worth the effort.

In an interview with The Sun, Amy Winehouse explains, that though she’s fucking other dudes and her husband has left her, she’s staying committed to her marriage.

I wish I could tell you that this endless stream of substance-fueled interviews would be over soon, but they probably won’t stop until she’s dead.  So, like, the end of 2009.  

I still love my Blake. I won’t let him divorce me. He’s still in jail but the moment he comes out I’ll be there waiting for him.

I love him because he’s just like me. Blake is the male version of me. We’re perfect for each other. I don’t want to go back home to England. I want to wait for Blake here.

While Blake is in jail I’m still gonna have a good time – he can’t do much about it. But once he comes out we’ll be together again. There’s some nice lads here, I am just having fun. I don’t want anybody else because I’ve got my Blake.

This image was the first thing my eyes focused on after rolling out of bed this morning.  If you applied for the weekend writing gig here at Evil Beet, you need to be aware of the occupational hazards.  It’s all fun and games until Linda Hogan has her support hose and pigtails on.  As if I wasn’t embarrassed enoughfor Linda , there’s a picture in the photo gallery of her kissing her stud.  She doesn’t need to read He’s Just Not That Into You, nor does she need to see the movie.  That picture is worth six words, Linda.  Pay attention.

Anyway, all the celebs are hanging around Park City, Utah, for the Sundance Film Festival.  Paris has been hanging around with Aubrey O’Day and her dog purse.  I can’t decide which accessory I find more offensive.  Christie Brinkley has been rejoicing with all her free stuff and Kevin Bacon has perfected his “I’m broke” face.  Danielle Fishel, super cute as Topanga on Boy Meets World, looks like a former Miss America and Zoe Kravitz goes to the top of my “Most Beautiful People Ever” list.

Okay, this has been a really traumatic morning for me.  I woke up to pictures of Linda Hogan in lederhosen.  You, at least, are getting a warning as to what is in store for you.  I was blindsided. 

After I recovered, courtesy of a Screwdriver, I learned that a naked picture of Madonna, circa 1979, is up for auction through Christie’s auction house.  I couldn’t figure out why this is newsworthy.  Didn’t anyone buy the Sex book?  Madonna, naked, $9,950 cheaper than this Christie’s picture is expected to go for.  Then, I clicked THE LINK.  Be warned:  1)  Obviously NSFW and 2) There is a zoom feature which will bring you very disturbing results.