I haven’t picked up a copy of the latest issue of Us Weekly, but I think I might, because the Internets are all abuzz with what a spanking they gave Jennifer Love Hewitt about the recent end of her engagement.

According to the magazine, J.Love had already bought her wedding gown and set the date and destination for her spring 2009 wedding when she called off the nuptials. Aw.

But apparently it’s all Jennifer’s fault. The “serial heartbreaker” is “needy and immature” with “trust issues” and a “history of body issues,” according to sources.

Oooh, I definitely have to pick up this magazine. I’m all for hating on J. Love. That girl has always bugged the hell out of me.

On Tuesday, America threw conservative politics out the window.

Ashanti followed suit by throwing conservative dresses out the window, too. This is what she wore for the Hip Hop Summit Inaugural Ball in DC.

She looks sexy as hell from the front, but this isn’t really the kind of dress that you pose for a side shot while wearing, honey.

And, yeah, dude, that’s Bow Wow she’s posing with in the first shot.

David and Victoria Beckham seem intent on giving Brangelina a run for their money, as the two of them looked absolutely stunning at a party at Milan Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Does Posh ever have a fashion miss? Or allow David to have one?

She’s quite remarkable.

Most days I’m all like, “Yeah, beyotch. I’m 26 years old and I make a living as a writer” and I think that is pretty badass of me.

Then I go and read that the dude who wrote Obama’s inauguration speech is 27 years old. He’s supposedly the youngest White House speechwriter on record (I don’t think this is true — Ben Stein was younger when he worked for Nixon, right?), and he’s just written arguably the most important Presidential speech of our generation. Oh, and his name’s Jon Favreau (but not the one from Swingers).

I feel so un-accomplished.

At the very least, my parents could have named me Vince Vaughn.

I am doing my part to keep Courtenay Semel in the spotlight for as long as possible, just because I am certain one of these days she will do something so absolutely insane on camera that it will make it all worth it. Honestly, eventually she’s just going to snap and, like, tie Nicole Richie to a leather sofa and cover her in honey and fire ants and film the whole thing on a CoolPix camera and email it to Nikon demanding a sponsorship. She is that kind of crazy.

Here’s the former lover of Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila and Lord knows who else, at Sundance with her current flame, heiress Casey Johnson, whose hair seems to be recovering well from when Courtenay set it on fire earlier this month.

They don’t lose the baby weight instantly!

Jennifer Garner refuses to hide from the paparazzi — taking Seraphina Rose to a check-up at the doctor and dropping off Violet at school — while showing off a little bit of the remnant baby weight.

It’s so nice that she hasn’t holed up for a month only to re-emerge with a picture-perfect (and surgically improved) body. She’s living a real life post-pregnancy, like most moms! I love Jen so much.

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