Sasha and Malia Obama had quite the night last night — after watching their father get sworn in, they watched a bunch of Disney flicks in the White House movie theater, and then went on a scavenger hunt that ended with …. drum roll, please …. the Jonas Brothers.

The visit came after Malia, Sasha, and some of their friends from their new school Sidwell Friends saw two new Disney movies — High School Musical 3 and Bolt — and participated in a scavenger hunt in which they ran around their new home, learning about this history of the White House. White House ushers had organized a similar scavenger hunt for a young Chelsea Clinton when she first moved into the White House in 1993.

At the end of Malia and Sasha’s scavenger late-night hunt, they opened a door to discover their favorite musical performers: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas — the pop boy band sensation who first exploded on the Disney Channel and also appeared earlier this week at the Kids’ Inaugural Concert.

So there you have it, folks.

The forty-fourth U.S. Presidency, sponsored by Disney.

“There’s a peace to [being married] and a sense of togetherness that we just didn’t have before. And I didn’t even realize it would change as much as it has, but it’s so lovely .. It’s legal, and it’s real, so there’s that kind of formality to it that makes it very valid. I think the emotions that went with that as a gay woman kind of surprised me – that I would be that relieved to have my mother be present at the ceremony to bless the union, and to call [Ellen] her daughter-in-law.”

Portia de Rossi, discussing her marriage at a promotional event for her new TV show, Better off Ted.

AskMen.com has done their annual poll of men, asking who they think is the most desirable woman on the planet. The website swears the poll is not just about looks, but about overall desirable qualities.

“There are women in their mid to late 30s on this list who may be old by industry standards but you see more mature women on this list,” said the site’s editor. “The younger women getting a lot of play on gossip sites haven’t had the time to accumulate the achievements that a lot of these women have.”

Wanna know who men voted as the MOST DESIRABLE WOMAN this year?

The answer is after the jump.

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Wow, this is really, like, a multi-generational tour!

No Doubt is reuniting and going back on tour this summer — and their opening act is Paramore, a band headed by a Hayley Williams, a little Gwen-in-training.

But Hayley is a WAY better lyricist, and I love her way more.

I think Paramore should headline and No Doubt should open.

Will you guys be seeing this tour???

Just guess.

It’s a real brain-teaser.

You’ll have to think REALLY REALLY hard.

Jump in for the answer!!!

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Yet another gem of Verne Troyer off the set of the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother.

If you haven’t seen the one of him wearing a teddy bear suit and eating from a honey pot, please click here.