And then commence selling it to the waiting public.

Sting, Wife Trudy, Actor Sam Rockwell and others at the “Moon” after party.

As you can see from the visual evidence above – it is clearly fucking with his head. But I’ve never seen a man so deliriously happy. You can almost hear him screaming ” I am SEX PANTHER” while Trudie laughs indulgently and brushes the crushed ice from his vodka tonic out of his beard. It’s like one of those male enhancement commercials but for real. He kind of looks like he’s doing some sort of wolverine impression.

Forget When Harry Met Sally – I want some of whatever has convinced Sting that the party is wherever he’s at.

More evidence…

Yeeeeeeah. Rodney knows. 

 According to a recent study involving some 1,580 Australian men, guys that drink are better in bed. 

Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption could cause erectile dysfunction, commonly called “brewer’s droop”But a study of 1580 Australian men has shown the reverse may be true, with drinkers reporting as many as 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers. 

Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems. 

LMAO at “Brewer’s Droop”! I have never heard that before, but this supports my theory that most things are better if you’re a little bit tipsy. Although, I am suspicious of some of these findings just based off the fact that all the test subjects were Australian. Aren’t Australian men all macho alpha male brawlers that carry machetes and get voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ alot? Consider Russell Crowe. Sure now he’s all sloppy, bearded and too fat for sex scenes with Sienna Miller, but in Gladiator he was slangin it. 

I do like the disclaimer though. “Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems. ” Just in case there are any keg stand champion frat boys reading this and thinking they’re gonna be ahead of the game. 

Congratulations are in order!

SNL‘s Fred Armisen and Mad Men‘s Elizabeth Moss are officially engaged. I had no idea they were dating, but I think they make the perfect nerdy-cute couple.

 
How else would you explain actual police showing up over a 9-1-1 call to report a confiscated license?

Inside Edition got their grubby little paws on the transcript of Hayden’s call to EMERGENCY SERVICES after her license was taken away when she allegedly attempted to order a drink at “NV” Lounge (dude, really?! Burn it down and start over that name is horrific) in Suffern, NY. Here’s the transcript:

911 Operator: What’s your name?
Panettiere: Hayden. I went into a bar and I showed them my ID. They let me in and um…he took my ID and he won’t give it back.
911 Operator: What bar is it?
Panettiere: NV.
911 Operator: NV?
Panettiere: Yeah.  
911 Operator: Okay, and they took your ID and they’re not going to give it back to you?
Panettiere: Yeah, and I need to get on a plane in a couple of days and I really need my ID back…I live in California.
911 Operator: Okay, we have officers on the way.
Panettiere: Thank you very much.

The owner stated that ”She was crying,” and seemed upset when talking to police about her horrible horrible ordeal.

Hayden? Sweetie? I know it sucks monkey balls being underaged. I totally get that. I understand that you’ve been having a hard time of it lately (what with your father pretty much admitting that he’s a wife beater). But I have no sympathy for someone who attempts to use their ACTUAL ID that clearly states they’re underage to buy a drink. I mean, you don’t look a day under 25 in pictures like the one above! Just find some stoner that’ll make you a fake and roll with it. If you’re going to do it, do it right. And if you get caught you do not call 9-1-1 upset, and you do NOT start blubbering when the cops get there. Let’s leave the good officers of Suffern, NY free to do their jobs, shall we?

Authorities in the Bahamas have made arrests in connection to the Travolta Extortion Case. After Jett Travolta’s untimely death in the Bahamas, reports surfaced that the family was the victim of some vultures attempting to capitalize on their tragedy. 

The Kicker: Of those arrested we have elected officials, EMTs and a former Tourism Minister who refers to himself as “a friend of the family.” Former Tourist Minister Obie Wilchcombe, ambulance driver Tarino Lightbourne who was in the ambulance during revival attempts and sitting Senator Pleasant Bridgewater were detained this past week. Yahoo 

Sen. Pleasant Bridgewater, an attorney from Grand Bahama, was arrested on Thursday. She was charged with abetment to extort and conspiracy to extort and released Friday on $40,000 bail, according to Assistant Superintendent of Police Loretta Mackey.

 

These people are the scum of the earth. No matter how you feel about John Travolta, or celebrities in general no one deserves this. To think that some of those involved are elected officials is disgusting. I hope they get what they deserve.

American Idol is still the number one show on network television. I contend this has more to do with people tuning in to see what kind of whackjobs show up to audition than actual show quality. Once it gets down to the actual competition and the judges yaking we’ll all go back to scratching ourselves and watching  “House” reruns per the usual.

In the meantime though – Paula and this new chick, Kara DioGuardi are playing nice-e-nice with each other for the cameras.

I don’t buy it. Paula’s got drunk face in this picture. You can clearly see that she is hurting inside. The producers may have managed to calm her for now, but there is a raging manical hellbeast in there ready to claw its’ way out.

How long do you give Paula before she gets hopped up on cough medicine and calls DioGuardi out on air? Do you watch American Idol? Are you tuning in for the trainwrecks or the talent?