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He’s Just Being John Mayer

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Jennifer Aniston needs to start consulting sperm banks if she’s serious about wanting kids.  Because she’s not getting any younger and it looks like John Mayer is the asshole I suspected he was.  Life & Style‘s email newsletter reports:

Either John Mayer has split from Jennifer Aniston or they have a very open relationship. The musician was spotted on an intimate date with a beautiful blond woman at Marix Tex Mex Restaurant in Santa Monica on January 28. “They were obviously on a date,” an insider tells In Touch.” He came in with her another time too and I’ve seen them out together.” While the two keep their romance under wraps, John couldn’t hold back his feelings for her when saying goodbye. “He gave her a long kiss before they left,” adds the insider. “John has been here six times in the last two weeks but never with Jen.”

Of course he hasn’t been there with Jen.  Of course he’s making out with a beautiful blond.  I knew when they were staying in Mexico, together yet apart for New Year’s Eve, that this relationship was off in the ditch.  I’ve dated enough talentless, pasty-faced, closet gay commitment-phobes to spot one anywhere.

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    • Jennifer Aniston isn’t as good as you think she is. She’s just an over publicized overrated actress, who’s body of work is really lousy. The only thing that made her popular was when she married Brad Pitt. The rest is just good P.R. work.

  • John Meyer is my hero. Womanizing is one thing… womanizing with the most famous/beautiful people in the world is exceptional. Plenty of time to settle down later… have your fun John and any women that get with you any bitch about it later are idiots.

  • I believe that I’ve already said previously that I thought that John seems more girly than jennifer. As far as jennifer being in need of some sperm…

  • Jen needed a date for the premier of her movie, that all. Can’t she even casual date? Why does every man she looks at have to be interpreted as ‘baby’s daddy’?
    Just because Brad is shacked up and conceiving his children out of wed lock, does mean that Jen has to follow suite.
    Leave her alone.
    PS… Nice picture Wendie.

  • bingo! totes nailed it, wendie. been there/done that myself. they are always the ones who make you feel like its your fault…somehow, if only you’d been…….

  • Wendie, the thing is, they “got back together” last year right before Christmas as a publicity thing, because she had to have a “boyfriend” while she was busy promoting her new movie, that Puppy shit, Marley and Me I think it was. So her publicist, the faour Steven Huvane, made sure that all the tabloids had her and Mayer back together, but it wasn’t supposed to even last this long, the subterfuge that is.

    It’s “over” because the promotional tour is over and it wasn’t on again for reals in the first damn place. My opinion? She should just be cool and happy with herself as an independant single and childless woman. Her “she’s so uncool,” “poor poor jilted me” crap gets incredibly tedious and old. Buck the fuck up, Jen! Be cool with youSELF first, and enough with the stupid publicity games already.

  • if this is true, he is a total idiot. its nothing to do with him being a MANLY MAN either. just with him being very stupid to let a gorgeous creature like jennifer aniston go!

  • You’re all right Jen is a beautiful lady and I’m sure deserves better then the raw deals she has gotten from the men she’s been with in the past. But I believe the problem with her relationships is that “she isn’t that into sex” I mean she is either to clingy and that turns a man off or she just doesn’t like sex and that definetely turns men off. How else could you explain why a beautiful woman can’t make a relationship last!!!

  • I really don’t think JA wants to be married/have babies. If she really did, don’t you think she could have by now? I mean she has plenty of money, and obviously a lot (not all, but a lot) of guys think she’s attractive. She could find an average joe and settle down and have babies. But I don’t think she wants to–I think all her fans want her to. And I think it’s awesome that she’s doing what she wants. Maybe John Mayer’s a good lay? And good for some publicity for her movie? Not everyone is looking to have a traditional life.

    • of course she doesn’t want to do it… she is a fame-whore. She only wants to date famous people. You think she is going to marry an accountant while her ex is traipsing the globe with someone like Angelina? not gonna happen.

      And she’s probably not married because she sucks as a girlfriend. I know, I know, its shocking. Why do you think everyone keeps leaving her? It doesn’t matter how pretty you think she is, or rich. No guy wants to marry some annoying chick.

      • She’s the queen of mediocre! An overstated, overrated user of publicity, that has no talent. They don’t deserve each other. But Mayer is up front about being a womanizer, and that’s backfired on him. Because he promoted the idea that he’s a pig. Aniston just hides behind everything,… nope can”’t respect that! from either one.

  • What needs to happen here is lots of ‘cheating’ on Jen’s part.

    Who knows, maybe she’s just better at not getting caught. It’s Hollywood. Everyone cheats or makes it apparent in the beginning that it’s not exclusive.

  • ‘I’ve dated enough talentless, pasty-faced, closet gay commitment-phobes to spot one anywhere.’ yeah.. warn John to stay away from HER! She’s like ‘looky at perfect me but don’t love or impregnate me’ poison to any man on earth.

  • come on beet… mayer maybe a playa but you gotta admit he’s got talent… check out him covering “axes bold as love” it will melt your face!

  • I just read elsewhere that John was at a biusness meeting with the blond, she had a bunch of papers and they were discussing something. They kept thier hands to themselves, there was no kissing, and they left seperately in seperate cars.

  • i love jen and I don´t beleive every words the media write. leave her along you don´t now her. pr for a movie does every actor even Aj and Brad.

  • Ok, honestly sometimes i feel bad for Jen.. you know it had to be really hard that you husband leaves you for a woman who is more .. well ..hotter, skinnier and younger than you.. but c’mon Jen you can do it so much better, that John Mayer is a complete ASShole!

  • leave jen alone. you don´t no her and john. i don´t belibe every thing what the wrote about them
    love jen

  • An open letter to John mayer.

    Dear douchebag congratulations on producing these emotions with in me filled with pure hatred against you. No other celebrity no matter how annoying he or she is has ever sparked these emotions, emotions I did not even know I had. You seem to be so incredibly arrogant, selfish, and uncivilized your mother did a horrible job rasing you.That some people compare you to BB king and eric clapton is beyond me, clearly these people dont know good music. You are sooooo fake I dont buy this whole im a sensitive guitar playing renaissance man who is a romantic at heart. You are a douchebag, no one knew who you were until you started f*cking jessica simpson. You are clearly smart in some way because you manipulated your way in to some A list celebs lives and used them to your advantage.
    I think this world would be a better place if you were eliminated…