Remember that truce that Michael Lohan called for? The one where he was going to shut the fuck up and stop trashing his daughter to the media?
Well, he’s back at it again. To the strains of “How To Save A Life”, his newest blog begs everyone to intervene in an effort to save his daughter from the sinister Samantha Ronson. Personally, I’d like to beg Michael Lohan to take his computer and pitch it out the nearest window. He even has candid paparazzi pics posted of Lindsay and Ali trying on clothes in a store; a total increase in his creep factor.
Linds is going to pitch a fit when she finds out about this which will then result in Whackadaddy taking it down, so here is the text in its formatting hell entirety:
Like I said in the past, “if I see or hear of anyone or anything causing harm or is seen as a threat to my children,” I will speak about it, and do anything I can to try to intervene regardless of the repercussions on me.
With that said, after seeing promise and thanking God for Lindsay’s freedom from SaMANtha’s bondage, I see now, that since SaMANtha has once again, weaseled her way back into Lindsay”s life, things have taken a dark turn.
While I was enthused that Ali was with Lindsay, rather than SaMANtha, I am torn to see that SaMANtha has once again manipulated Lindsay into leaving her little sister in LA, only to join SaMANtha on another DJ gig in Boston.
Was this again, a means for SaMANtha to earn more money through Lindsay”s presence? Did SaMANtha’s fee drop so much and so quickly when word got out that they parted ways? Are we so blind? Is Lindsay so blind? I know Dina and my kids aren’t because they tell me so. But then again, why does Dina tell me one thing and do another?!
When a mother or father sees their child in turmoil (losing weight, not working, and purportedly cutting herself) are we supposed to stand by , remain silent and pretend it isn’t happening? Or are we suppose to step to the plate and not care what people think, and do something about it?
Well, as you can see, I’m not going to sit back and let it slide.
I am asking everyone out their to intervene in every way possible to help Lindsay, and quite possibly, save her life. Help this wonderful, good hearted and gifted young lady to see what SaMANtha is doing to her and how she is destroying her life.
Help her to see that ever since SaMANtha came into her life, nothing good has come of it. As a matter of fact, Lindsay hasn’t used her gifts like she did before meeting SaMANtha.
Just LOOK! The proof is there! These aren’t just words, but FACTS! PLEASE HELP!
This makes me love and appreciate my father even more.
me too
I just called my pops and told him I loved him!
he is pretty much the most fucked up person ever. you know, it’s amazing that she isn’t a million times worse than she is.
oh, and seriously— all the “SaMANtha”‘s make me want to stab him in the throat. how fucking vile.
sooooo disgusted.
sooo disgusting he’s a scumbag!!!
oh, and the comments on his blog are pretty hilarious
where is the mental part?
its obvs the dj fee hag thing is true.
and as for the anorexia and cutting?
stick pussy is no good poosay.
after lohan dies or comes out of the relationship you’ll see the dad was only half crazy.
the ronson is fugly as sin ta boot
You’re gross. shut it.
I second that.
I second that.
Daddy Lohan should not be allowed near a computer
Like a moth to the burning flame so are the days of our lives if you are, drunk, high and a party slut.
Two words: Douche-Tard.
Seriously? SaMANtha? What a homophobic asswad. She is a f%^&*ing human being. Jeeeez. Michael’s small little brain should be stomped and stabbed with one of Lindsay’s high heeled boots.
the SaMANs are obviously the work of perez hilton (what a nice fellow.), but that doesnt make that any less vile. i would absolutely diee if he were my father.
poor lindsay. looks like she has some mental illness in her family.
The man is a malignant narcissist. He hangs onto his daughter’s fame to grab any morsel of attention he can get. What a toxic person, no wonder Lindsay is so effed in the head.
whoah, tl,dr
Awesome parenting. Instead of, you know, doing something constructive he blogs about it. Way to humiliate and alienate your daughter sir.
is he serious? hahahah. he doesn’t deserve to be alive. does he really think this will work?? oh, mike lohan said to intervene, by golly, he’s such a smart man and only means well for his daughter. we’d better do it.
what a tard.
I actually kinda like this guy. He provides hilarious comments and entertainment after a long, boring day. SaMANtha. Lol. Good stuff.
Poor Lindsay.
Is he seriously stealing that nickname from Perez? LOSER.
No offense, but i saw this on perez’s website like months ago ANd the Twilight news was old too….
I like NEW news..
what the hell are you talking about? that post on M. Lohan’s blog is from Wednesday. Yeah. Totally sure you heard about months ago.
..irritating
Ugh, does he really have to go out of his way to spell it SaMANtha every time? Fucking dumb ass. I want to punch him in his stupid little face so much.
okay, so MY name is Samantha, and that saMANtha thing SERIOUSLY pisses me off. you fucking asswad, can’t you fucking see that any of lindsays problems might’ve been because of YOU and your fucked up parenting? oh, how I love moronic imbeciles.