13 Responses to “Paris, I Know You Need To Get Laid, But Leave The Boy Alone!”

1. Poppanna says:

   January 28, 2009 at 7:45 am

   This has to be one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read. Wendie, sweetheart, you’re a fucking genius. Marry me? Please?

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2. shz says:

   January 28, 2009 at 8:44 am

   haha.

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3. Erin says:

   January 28, 2009 at 8:59 am

   Please don’t shoot me for saying so, but I like her dress. I think it’s quirky and cute. Maybe I’m losing it, it’s just that the smiley face makes me feel happy.

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   • holly says:

     January 28, 2009 at 9:30 am

     you’re losing it. it’s hideous.

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     • Erin says:

       January 28, 2009 at 11:05 am

       You’re probably right. I also have a thing for that old Zoloft rock that jumped around sad, then got happy. Remember that? That little guy could make my WEEK. I think I have to focus on little things, cause the big ones suck!
   • sandy says:

     January 28, 2009 at 2:30 pm

     I kinda like it too. Weird.

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   • Jo says:

     January 29, 2009 at 6:09 am

     Wait, seriously?? I HATE the Zoloft rock! It makes me so sad, even when it gets happy at the end. I don’t know, something about the idea of a rock being depressed. It really gets to me.

     That’s so funny that your very specific like is my very specific dislike. I seriously have to, like, change the channel when one of those commercials comes on.

     (Sorry, it won’t let me reply to the actual comment that mentions this so I’m replying to your first one.)

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4. josie says:

   January 28, 2009 at 9:04 am

   Make her go away, make her go away! Since people around her age can’t stand her, now she’s going for the younger crowd. She’s so pathetic – corrupting our youth. There is no substance behind those fake blue contact. Gross, I just know too much about this chick.

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5. Mike says:

   January 28, 2009 at 10:55 am

   She’s endangering the welfare of that child. Arrest her!

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6. Dick says:

   January 28, 2009 at 3:34 pm

   You are… without a doubt the funniest person out there. At my work (at a machine shop) we have to crowd around and see what new and fantastic thing you are going to shred that day. Not that Paris is that difficult to do (pun intended).

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   • arp arp says:

     January 28, 2009 at 5:18 pm

     hehehe good one

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7. lucky says:

   January 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm

   im 15 so its ok when i say: i’d tap that.

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8. gracie says:

   February 7, 2009 at 10:29 am

   hahhahahhhaahahahha this is gold

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