Jan 28, 2009 at 07:27 am by Wendie

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13 Responses to “Paris, I Know You Need To Get Laid, But Leave The Boy Alone!”

  1. Poppanna says:

    This has to be one of the funniest posts I’ve ever read. Wendie, sweetheart, you’re a fucking genius. Marry me? Please?

  2. Erin says:

    Please don’t shoot me for saying so, but I like her dress. I think it’s quirky and cute. Maybe I’m losing it, it’s just that the smiley face makes me feel happy.

    • holly says:

      you’re losing it. it’s hideous.

      • Erin says:

        You’re probably right. I also have a thing for that old Zoloft rock that jumped around sad, then got happy. Remember that? That little guy could make my WEEK. I think I have to focus on little things, cause the big ones suck!

    • sandy says:

      I kinda like it too. Weird.

    • Jo says:

      Wait, seriously?? I HATE the Zoloft rock! It makes me so sad, even when it gets happy at the end. I don’t know, something about the idea of a rock being depressed. It really gets to me.

      That’s so funny that your very specific like is my very specific dislike. I seriously have to, like, change the channel when one of those commercials comes on.

      (Sorry, it won’t let me reply to the actual comment that mentions this so I’m replying to your first one.)

  3. josie says:

    Make her go away, make her go away! Since people around her age can’t stand her, now she’s going for the younger crowd. She’s so pathetic – corrupting our youth. There is no substance behind those fake blue contact. Gross, I just know too much about this chick.

  4. Mike says:

    She’s endangering the welfare of that child. Arrest her!

  5. Dick says:

    You are… without a doubt the funniest person out there. At my work (at a machine shop) we have to crowd around and see what new and fantastic thing you are going to shred that day. Not that Paris is that difficult to do (pun intended).

  6. lucky says:

    im 15 so its ok when i say: i’d tap that.

  7. gracie says:

    hahhahahhhaahahahha this is gold

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