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37Who’s Rude and Thoughtless Now, Bitch?


Nothing makes up for a childhood full of irate alcoholism like a trip to the Screen Actors Guild Awards.

At least, that was probably what Alec Baldwin was thinking when he took his daughter, Ireland, to the awards on Sunday night. Alec famously railed against his pre-teen daughter (with Kim Basinger) in a voicemail rant that leaked onto the Internet last year.

Alec took home the SAG award for outstanding male actor in a comedy series, which means his fellow actors have forgiven him, but when Ireland grows up and looks at these pictures, I don’t think she’ll be able to forgive her stylist for not making her wear Spanx with that outfit. A 12-year-old should not look like she has a baby bump, unless her last name is Spears. BAD DRESS, people.

In other SAG news, Heath Ledger took home best supporting, Meryl Streep beat out Angelina, Anne and Kate for best actress (but Kate took home best supporting), Hugh Laurie won for House, Sean Penn for Milk, Tina Fey for 30 Rock, and Slumdog Millionaire won everything else. No, seriously, the full results are here.

January 25, 2009 at 8:51 pm by Evil Beet

37 Responses to “Who’s Rude and Thoughtless Now, Bitch?”

  1. J says:

    NOOO … not twelve.. I refuse to believe
    This is sad.. the rumors that will fly due to this picture

  2. JOHN! says:

    I’m so conflicted. I think if she actually looked twelve I would feel bad for making fun of her little tummy. Like, I would never make fun of Abigail Breslin. But this girl looks sooo much older. I wanna ask her if she’s gotten the Pregnant Teen Mommy Gift Basket that Jamie Lynn Spears sends out to all the underage sluts. See, now I feel evil.

  3. copa says:

    Wow, saw the picture and thought that was his date for the evening. That girl is gonna be able to abuse her looks for years to come before she’s 21.

  4. LivTiv says:

    i thought that was his girlfriend. i was like shes pretty hot and i kept imagining them fucking the whole time!!! ahhh ahahah sucks for her!

  5. Sickitten says:

    The alchoholism is right on the mark and you can always tell when he’s drinking, the bloated face, ass kissing of other celebrities…

    I think he switched up to valium the last month or so ’cause his face lost the bloat.

    Just love him, though!

  6. Tracy says:

    She’s fucking 12?? What do they put in the water in Hollywood?

  7. Katy says:

    If she’s 12, he’s fuckng short.

    • Raye says:

      I was my full adult height at 12 and I’m taller than quite a few men. She’s got tall genes (mom’s a super model) and is also probably wearing heels.

      His height is listed at 5’11″.

  8. Julie says:

    Heath Ledger “took home”? Is it possible to be any more tasteless?

  9. rayne says:

    There is no part of her face that says she’s 12. She has very adult-ish (is that a word?) features.

  10. c. says:

    give her a break. maybe she’s just pregnant

  11. c. says:

    re: the dress. i mean, there’s no cleavage, it’s long. maybe the cut outs are too sexy, but it’s mostly SHE is too sexy for 12. she’s dressing up for the red carpet. what are yo gonna do put her in a pink frock? if she were mt kid, i’d pick a ore sensible dress, but it’s hollywood baybee

  12. XXX says:

    As far as I know she was born in October 1995, so shes just 13 yo? Definitely smths wrong with this world…

  13. Veronica says:

    Good Lord!

  14. wow!!! 12 yrs old?
    she looks like shes in her mid 20s. CRAZY!!!!!

    shes super tall too.
    cant wait til she hits up the club scenes.

    i predict a train wreck…. thanks to her crazy daddy.

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  16. mimi in mo says:

    I’m thinking what everyone else is. I just can’t believe that she’s 12! (or even 13) I thought she was his date. I had no idea it was his daughter.

  17. S says:

    I checked and she was born in 1995 which would make her 14 not 12 .. ugh she still looks older then me lmao

  18. Monna zucca al vento says:

    he has aged all of a sudden

  19. Lillián says:

    Wow! I can definitely see that baby bump…mmh, just an unfortunate angle, looks weird though. And I refuse to believe she is 12…what makes this Hollywood girls want to look much older than they really are???

  20. Lillián says:

    Ohh, so she’s 14…mmh.

  21. stillmg says:

    wow she is SUCH a pretty girl. looks like a case of bad posture, she just needs to stand up straight and suck in her belly and her butt.

  22. Lillián says:

    Oh, got it wrong…13? Crap, poor girl, she’s beautiful anyway.

  23. Persistent Cat says:

    She’s a stunningly beautiful girl (look at how gorgeous her parents are). A 13 year old girl shouldn’t wear a black dress but whatever. She looks beautiful and very young, look at that skin. Not for a second did I think she was his date.

    • RaeRae says:

      “A 13 year old girl shouldn’t wear a black dress”…


      It’s not the black that’s the problem, it’s the cutouts, if you’re gonna go for the ‘dress is inappropriate for age’ thing.

  24. Robert Fantini says:

    She is NATURAL and Beautiful!,
    and she is smart
    NOT is Bitch

    myles cyrus,melisa joan hart,jamie spears,lindsay lohan,daveigh chase,olsen twins,…..

    but Ireland not!

  25. Janet says:

    Ireland is a normal girl and not like the other girls who are a bunch of WHORES and she is 13 not 12

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