Yeeeeeeah. Rodney knows.
According to a recent study involving some 1,580 Australian men, guys that drink are better in bed.
Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption could cause erectile dysfunction, commonly called “brewer’s droop”But a study of 1580 Australian men has shown the reverse may be true, with drinkers reporting as many as 30 per cent fewer problems than teetotallers.
Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems.
LMAO at “Brewer’s Droop”! I have never heard that before, but this supports my theory that most things are better if you’re a little bit tipsy. Although, I am suspicious of some of these findings just based off the fact that all the test subjects were Australian. Aren’t Australian men all macho alpha male brawlers that carry machetes and get voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ alot? Consider Russell Crowe. Sure now he’s all sloppy, bearded and too fat for sex scenes with Sienna Miller, but in Gladiator he was slangin it.
I do like the disclaimer though. “Even binge drinkers had lower rates of erectile dysfunction than those who never drank, although this type of drinking can cause other health problems. ” Just in case there are any keg stand champion frat boys reading this and thinking they’re gonna be ahead of the game.