Jan 20, 2009 at 04:40 pm by Evil Beet

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26 Responses to “We’re Royalty, Too!”

  1. Jeremy says:

    That’s why they call her Posh Spice.

  2. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Her entire body is a fashion miss. She looks disgustingly skinny and prematurely old as a result. Eat a falafel sandwitch or something, Posh! It’s ok to be slim, but there’s a line between slim and starved. She looks like she crossed that line and kept going.

  3. HoLy says:

    Posh can wear the hideous thing on earth, it will always look good on her!
    That’s why she never have a fashion miss!

  4. EWWW says:

    but what about her pig nose?
    rock hard titties?
    Or the fact that my coat rack over here in the corner has a more shapely ass then this “singer”?

    David seems more liks a real woman than she does.
    What with his mangina and all. Mickey Mouse sounding fruit cake.

    YUCK!

  5. Sarah says:

    Personally, I’d kill for a bod (HAHA I typed ‘bog’ first) like hers, no matter what the face looked like!

    • EWWW says:

      Oh girl, You just have to skip every single meal and for exercise you can burn calories by crying over your hunger pains!

      LOL Im kidding.

      • Sarah says:

        LOL Hey, if that’ll work, I’m up for the challenge!

        Nah, that’s awful. ::shudder::

        Skipping meals?

        I’d rather just binge and purge.

        Kidding, kidding! XD

  6. Jen in PA says:

    Have you seen some of her getups on GoFugYourself?? Of COURSE she has misses—but her misses are even spectacular in their weirdness! However, WTF is with the scarf, Becks?

  7. Caz2 says:

    This is the woman I want to marry.

    And I’m a straight girl haha.

  8. Beet Czar says:

    She looks great. But remember you had post last year here with some ugly brown cowboy boots with a grey suit… what is that suit made out of… looks like brushed suede? And his jacket is a size too small… but they are hotter than Brad and Angie; that would be a good “fashion/hot off”

  9. foxyroxy says:

    DRESS. WANT!!!!

  10. Ebomber says:

    Oh, to be a fly on the wall in their bedroom – hottest couple in Europe for sure. HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!

  11. Keiko says:

    If this is beautiful, then I hope I stay ugly forever.

  12. swillz says:

    what is that suit made out of? im confused by the sheen….

  13. lala says:

    Posh doesnt have fasion misses now, but she sure has had more than her share (spice girl era)

  14. lala says:

    oooh i just so the back. Not too fond of the zipper. But I guess its good for easy acces and if I had beckam, all my clothes would come off in one zip :-)

  15. Jo says:

    Are you kidding?? Do you REMEMBER the fur-backed vest?

  16. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she always works it, with the clothes and the makeup. and he is beyond beautiful…

  17. Niturnia says:

    Is it me or do her shoes slightly clash with the hue of her dress?

    What am I saying, in that dress I’d look like a badly stuffed sausage.

  18. Eileen says:

    I think the greatest thing about Posh is… her hangbag collection. I pretty much want everything that is in her closet.

    I think my pinky finger would fit in her dresses. I’m not a huge girl, but just using to stress a point.

    Well.. okay… even though Bex has girlpipes.. I’d still hook up with him. Totally yum!!

  19. Leigh says:

    I don’t know why I love her, but I do. Some of the things she wears are totally off the wall and she is way too super skinny, but something about her makes me think she’d be awesome to hang out with. And Becks, well, he’s be awesome to hang out with, too.

  20. Dmarie says:

    she’s not that skinny in this pic, like, she’s petite, it’s ok here.
    wow, they are hotter than brangelina :D

  21. tigerbeat says:

    <3 them.

  22. Penny says:

    I usually hate skinny bitches,but Victoria always looks really well put together.Even if Angelina is hot (her face at least) Victoria just seems more honest about who she is.Which is a superficial fashionista,who also happens to be a loving ‘housewife’ and mommy.But this is the way she’s always been.Whereas Angelina has changed her personality/image,so many times,that I really don’t know what to think of her.

  23. Brynja says:

    Team Beckham! Brangeloonies go to ….
    The day Posh and Becks have a fashion miss, hell will freeze over.
    Impeccable style

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