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“He doesn’t wanna be here. He doesn’t want to be my date. He’s a man, he has an ego.”

Total hottie Megan Fox, when asked about fiance Brian Austin Green failing to accompany her to the Golden Globes.

This relationship is SO DOOMED and it has been FOREVER. Listen up, Brian, you’ve got absolutely no business with a girl like Megan in the first place, but if you want to hang on to this miraculous thing you’ve got going here, you oughtta worship the ground that girl and her ridiculous tattoos walk on!

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  • I would not let this girl by her self ever, she is so fucking hot she can drop that guy Brian and get another give with in seconds!!!

    Brian you are a DUMB @SS

    This is my girl crush lol!!

  • that dress looks very very cheap up close.

    Discount Mardi Gras gown right there.

    Oh and yeah has Megan never seen David Silver trying to rap?
    I guess she doesnt dump him because she is close with his son, but hell…that dude is such a dork dick.

  • i’d totally get surgery to become a man for her
    not only is she my girl crush, it goes deeper than that.
    i wanan live in her vagina.

    • HA HA HA HA HA HA!
      Maybe she will let you touch her boobie?
      She has had girlfriends before.
      Good Luck!

      • HAve you ever seen that movie with Lilly Tomlin where she gets shrunken down to the size of a Polly Pocket? She gets stuck in the garbage disposal and has to climb out and other silly stuff like that?

        Maybe we can get a team of scientist to shrink you down to that size and you can literaly walk right in and live in her bat cave?

        Damned, We need to figure out how we can make your dream come true :)

  • Sure she’s gorgeous but she’s stupid as fuck.

    A former boyfriend or husband of Hallie Berry once said in an interview that everyone always asks, “oh my God, how could you have let her go, blah blah blah” and he said people think of everything in terms of looks and never what the person is actually like. I thought that was interesting.

    • That is sooooo true. I have this ex who is INSANE about us getting together. She has a RIDICULOUS body and beautiful face but.. I just can’t stand how obsessive and jealous she is. All my friends tell me I’m an idiot for not getting back with her. Seriously, real relationships are based on so much more than looks

  • I really, reaaaaaally don’t get what her appeal is..
    She looks like a porn star!!! C’mon!
    Audrina Patridge sports a similar kind of look but pulls it off waaaaay better in my opinion. At least she doesn’t look 100% trash.

    • Audrina has those gross fake boobs and some kind of ceiling stare. They are probably both of the same intelligence.

  • Pink certainly has grown on me over the years, well her music has ha ha ha!

    I think she would be FUN AS HAY-ELL to go get wasted with!

    Maybe we can get kind of a pre-nup or custody arrangement between Pink and Fox to share you? We will call it a shrunked-up and we will use Madonnas divorce lawyer to draw it up.

    You could be like a latch key kid and go between both?
    Crotch Key Kids!

    • lol crotch key kids.
      my boyfriend knows slightly of my obsession..i mean admiration for pink. and he’s just starting to learn of my lesbianness for megan fox.
      at least the boy knows what he’s getting into.

      hope he can deal with my crotch key kids

  • The more people talk about how gorgeous she is, the uglier I find her to be. She is barely one step above Lindsey and Paris in my book of skanky dumb biatches whose 15 minutes were up long ago. She’s a talentless hack.

    • Yeah, you’re an idiot Veronica. Lindsey and Paris have a distinguishing sense of entitlement. Megan, on the other hand, openly admits that she’s “ridiculously self-conscience”. I bet you look so much better than her, right? How many ‘sexiest woman alive’ lists have you been on lately?

  • She’s gorgeous…a new and improved Angelina without the big face and head. She’s also full of shit about him not wanting to be her date. Word is that BAG was not allowed in to the GG’s.

  • Her interview on the red carpet was hard to watch!
    She took the “not worthy” girl too far.
    She must be really insecure.
    BAG aint so bad:)

    • i agree…i find it so hard to hear a pretty girl bad mouth herself to the point where it’s obvious she needs some psyco help. I think she is an awful role model who should only be working in print ads to keep that mouth of hers shut.
      I say down with really insecure girls, let’s have kick ass chicks rock tha world!

  • have you guys not seen brian latly?? he might not be in the lime light, but looks amazing. and when her stylist isnt around shes a total MESS.

    shes the lucky one.

    • I gotta totally agree with you here. Brian is looking smokin’ hot these days. He has definitely aged well, and looks hotter now than he did in 90210 days. Just watch The Sarah Connor Chronicles and you’ll see. Megan isn’t the only sexy one of that duo.

  • Doesnt she strike anyone else as a complete Angelina Jolie wanabe? She is nothing more than a contrived image :\

  • BEET – you should put up the rest of this quote!
    before she said that
    she said that she thinks she looks like a man, a tranny,
    and that she was so embaressed about it that she wanted to vomit.

    she said she’s “ridiculously self-conscience”…
    personally, i don’t think the rest of us girls stand a chance if thats true!

  • Megan use to be so pretty before all that surgery.
    Now she has those moronic tattoos added to it…..
    bleh just make her go away, she is shitty as an actress and desperate for attention.