Answer: Her sister Brandy. This video is the sensory equivalent of chewing tinfoil. You’ve been warned.
Miley cut her delicate uvula on a piece of dressing-drenched chicken. Chicken is my life. I eat chicken more often than I shower, okay? Consuming it has never injured me. Hell, I’ve even forayed into eating salted razors, more commonly referred to as tortilla chips. My uvula has remained intact. I call BS on this seasoned poultry tale.
Also, Cyrus’ parents need to fire Miley’s private tutor. What halfway intelligent sixteen year-old needs to have “uvula” explained to them? I wasn’t that swift in school, but I still had a firm grasp on epiglottis and duodenum by my teen years. Have times changed so much that proper respect is no longer paid to critical human body components?
Below, some pictures of Miley as she attended the Walt Disney Pictures/Miramax Pre Golden Globe Party. Conclusion? Cyrus is overjoyed to have her picture taken with anyone that is not her parents.
LOL.
Miley Cyrus makes my skin crawl. Why couldn’t she cut a jugular vein or something fatal? Her sister looks like a toad also.
That’s some sharp chicken!
Are they high?
I just wasted 2:12 of my life on these morons
..I didn’t know what a Uvula is before :(
lol lol lol.
NO LAUGHING AT ME, KAII?
the toad wendie who took the time to post this garbage maybe??
I have lost whatever microgram of respect I may have had for Miley Cyrus.
Because honestly, this girl is so. effing. stupid.
And so his her sister.
How could you possibly ever cut your uvula on a piece of chicken. How is even possible. It isn’t even probable. And if she was feeling so crappy, why did she make a video of herself and her sister being moronic? If her uvula hurt THAT much, then she shouldn’t have been stressing it out by making this video.
But to tell you the truth, her voice doesn’t sound that different to me. It’s just slightly more annoying. XP
Everything Whisk said.
CRIKEY how did a young little ho get such a rancid old lady smoker voice so quickly?! it is baffling i tell you… gross.
UGH. i hate this girl so much. how the hell is she famous? she can’t sing, act, and she’s ugly as sin.
Can anything shut this girl up??
chicken = bf’s chicken
Oh Miley…Miley, Miley,Miley. You’re OBVIOUSLY straining your voice on purpose. Why must you insist on doing these stupid videos?!? Nobody cares that you “cut” your stupid uvula. Please go under that rock you came out of and take your annoying little uvula with you. Goodbye.
Sorry, the uvula has absolutely nothing to do with vocal quality. Nothing. They are morons.
the best thing they could come up with is chicken???
and the last time i checked the only thing a uvula does is the gag reflex
OMG! When did Miley get a pet toad?!?!
Oh…that’s…brandi…my bad.
Holy Fucking God!!! I hear people talking about President-Elect Obama possibly being assassinated. Please! I beg you ignorant, worthless fucks out there to turn your guns on Miley Cyrus. What a fucking conceited, arrogant, spoiled, worthless, untalented, ignorant, piece of shit!
She doesn’t know what a uvula is?
Didn’t her father respond as follows when she asked him what a BlowJob was?
“It is when a guy crams his dork down your gullet and makes you suck on it until he shoots his pecker-snot all over your UVULA”
I know she must have heard that explanation before, and thus gained an understanding of the deeper workings of a whores throat.
HAHAHAHA I agree w/ sj.
Take your anger out on Miley. PLEASE!!!!
Honestly if I heard this girl was gone from the face of the earth I would just shrug and go make myself a sandwich.
My God. They’re so fucking stupid. Is she wearing dentures or something? Her top teeth look fake and the way she talks is so….odd.
Lize………..You are right on.
Nothing is more irritiating than Miley Cyrus, bar nothing!
OMG, theses Girls are fuckking tards ,
why is she even famous :S SHITT, her fans need to wake up a smell the coffie , Seriously.. she sounds like a man , shit go listen to someone that got talent .. shit.. i swear when i have kids there not looking up too this whore..
the only reason why her fans look up too her cuz she famous and got lots of money.. she’s a whore and i wish all her fans hurry up and grow up cuz i can’t take hearing about this whore for one more day