Jan 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm by Evil Beet

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I don’t want to hear anything from anyone in Miley’s camp ever again about how she’s just a sweet, innocent little girl.

The only good thing about those tits being practically up against her jawline is that hopefully it’ll make it harder for her to talk. Seriously, she looks like a hooker at the Renaissance Faire. Like she’s about to offer me a fucking chicken thigh and a blow job.

Virginity FAIL.

107 Responses to “Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Miley Cyrus”

  1. Chelsea says:

    Heh She’s pretty. :)

  2. mileylover says:

    she’s hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ballz says:

    I’ll take that chicken and blow job :DDD

  4. britney says:

    she luks really gud u r such a hater

  5. hal says:

    I don’t see the problem. It’s a very pretty dress, if that’s a problem. The guy wrighting the story above is a fucking faggot.

  6. samantha says:

    i am not a fan of her hair and dress and who ever posted this i TOTALLY AGREE!!! not a good syle for her!

  7. josh says:

    fuckin hottt!!!!!!!!!!!
    cant see how she luks like a hooker.
    ad tap that!

  8. RuNutz says:

    Sounds like whoever posted it is either a jealous chick who wishes her own didn’t hit her knees when she runs, or some Perez Hilton wannabee. She’s friggin’ gorgeous.

  9. jenrac says:

    little hoe……INMPLANTS

  10. jenrac says:

    noahs gonna b an even bigger slut than her with that HIDEOUS face of hers and voice

  11. tajeonia says:

    who eva wrote dat comment bout her is probably jealous or a corn hole aka butt hole or a faggot thats mad no boy wants him

  12. dequan says:

    who eva wrote that letter is stupid because she is cutie but must be jealous

  13. dequan says:

    % $ who eva wrote that comment is ssssssssstupid because is cutie blah so you is jeal;ous

  14. tajeonia says:

    jenrac if you’re a girl you probably look like a dude on crack and is just mad because you don’t look anything like her and dont sing like her besides whats so bad about alittle cleavige its not like her top slipped off like janet at the super bowl

  15. tajeonia says:

    jenrac if you’re a girl u prob luk like a dude.Besidez its not like her top slippedoff like janet at da superbowl

  16. tay says:

    jenrac if you are a girl u prob luk like a dude.its not like her top slipped off like janet at da superbowl

  17. day day says:

    miley all those ltter that people sent dump replys that people sent are stupid replys therejust jealous because you are cutie and they are not so bye holla at yea boy

  18. smiley miley says:

    yeah your probably just jealous because you cant b like her and well if you dont i still admire her… and dont b making her a bad reputation..

  19. sean says:

    whoevers calling miley a slut, or ugly or w/e is obvisly an angery lonley criticle douche bag who hates everyone and everything. miley is xtreamly attractive and in NO way slutty,
    p.s dont bug me about my bad spelling

  20. Anonymous says:

    You all just wish you had tits like that I mean if she was standing nude in front of me and told me to fuck her I would do it in a heartbeat

  21. Anonymous says:

    damn shes one sexy hick

  22. anonymous says:

    shes like a cute ugly. lol. she is a slut. and some needs to sneak into her room while shes sleeping a rip out her throat like in rambo. lmao.

  23. 123456789 says:

    Her boobs looik huge in this picture shes hot

  24. 123456789 says:

    Has she had a boob job? they look so big but seriously she is fucking hot

  25. haris says:

    u r soo hot and ur boobs
    r so big and just wanna squeeze them just wanna suk them kiss them lick them anything i can do with them
    u fuckn make me horny

  26. Anonymous says:

    Don’t you mean mutton? I’m pretty sure there was a lot of mutton being passed around in medieval times.

    As for Miley…it’s obvious that her breasts have been pushed UP and enhanced with makeup. They are nowhere near that big in actuality.

    God that girl is hideous. Butterface.

  27. Shamelessone12 says:

    To all of you haters, you are just mad because you don't have what she does. She doesn't have to defend herself growing up. Get over it none of these girls are going to stay young just because of a role they play. Get over it and stop hatin!

  28. Anonymous says:

    oh god shes sooo fuckin hot i would fuck her soooo hard up her pussy and ass and she would blow me and i would finger and eat her out and squeeze and lick her tits

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