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Let’s Talk About the Dresses: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie

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I’m bothered by the fact that this look is eerily similar to her Critics Choice dress. It’s a similar cut and a similar color. What’s up with that?

And if Brad Pitt doesn’t have pink eye, he really shouldn’t be wearing those glasses on the red carpet.

Still: they’re the most beautiful people ever.

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  • I would love to know what price her Bar-Code tattoo would ring up as. Maybe the register would tell the clerk we are all due a refund.
    Just a thought.

  • Angelina looks absolutely STUNNING. She looks so beautiful in these pictures. I’m a bit indifferent towards the dress, though. I like the colour, but the shape and cut don’t really sway me one way or the other.

  • Totally noticed that too! Those two dresses are also both “I’m trying to hide my pregnant stomach” dresses (doubt she’s knocked up already tho). She still has a banging body, and nobody looks better in a tight-fitting black gown like she does, so i wonder why she went for this.

  • The dress is boring – she is such a stunning creature she should put some finer feathers on! I want to see her in a deep blue or even a rose pink and red.

  • She’s so overrated, it makes me want to scream. That dress is ugly- the cut, the color, all of it, and she looks lousy in it. If anyone else looked that bad, they’d skin them alive, but Angelina fucking Jolie gets a pass for every ugly thing she wears. I don’t get it.

    • YES YES YES!!! thank you for saying that….i’ve been looking for someone to agree with me on this for ages. i LOATHE angelina jolie, and no its not because i’m jealous, thank you. i just agree that she is overrated and she seems like she’s a condescending bitch. SEE: the evil staredown at anne hathaway when she beat her out at the critics choice, and the dissing of poor ryan seacrest on the red carpet for the globes

    • Completely agree – she’s worn the same blouson-waist dresses for months. They look like mother-of-the-bride dresses, are completely out of style, and look like crap on her – yet she gets put on every best-dressed list. She wore a black dress to one of the Benjamin Button premiere and her figure looked odd, but at least she looked put-together and “normal” instead of like some middle-aged country bumpkin who wandered onto the red carpet.

  • I hate these baggy dresses she’s been wearing. There are far better was to cover up the post-baby belly. I refuse to be hypnotized by Angelina. You can not fool me with a bag.

  • Actually, I think this dress is pretty bland and unimaginative. I think she should go for a more definite cut and color.

  • Preface: I’m totally going to get some heat here.
    I do not think that Angelina Jolie is in anyway physically attractive (in anyway) – I will omit my opinions about her physical appearance though, her persona back when she was “edgy” (and what not) was kinda dangerous and fun but C’mon – she’s totally high on F*** you money. Next stop Scientology. I’m really no trying to be offensive here – this is simply a comment/ an opinion. I just don’t understand the hype.
    Anyways; didn’t one of Bob Barker’s showcase ladies debut this same dress back in 1979 when the contestant won a Winnebago camper?

    • my boyfriend feels exactly the same way. you are in good company.
      i on the other hand love her ‘bitchslap’ eyes, pouty mouth and ridiculous postpreggers snatchback. no homo.

      there is validity to the media hype though, and i’ll admit to being a sucker for it. no one paid any real attention to her looks in that aspect until she began filming mr. & mrs. smith.

      i love barker’s beauties back in the day, they were like barbie’s come to life.

      smile.

  • why does everyone think she is sooooo pretty and sexy and stuff, i think see looks horrible in most pics
    i dont think she is pretty at all

  • so i can get away with wearing vials of blood around my neck TODAY if i l adopt a small village NEXT WEEK? good to know.

    sorry. i mean, she truly does some good, noble things with her money, but she’s just not my favorite.

  • Her hair color is horrible, then adding the colorless dress, and the stick figure that is her body, she as usual looks dead.

    Brad however looks fine as usual.

  • No Beet. Not same cut. Not same color. She looks awesome. But it looks like America stole her shoes or something.

  • The pic where shes smiling, it looks like it pained her to smile.
    I honestly dont doubt that these two love each other but I think the reason they’ve been loving each other for so long is their 6 kiddies because they never look happy in pictures together.

  • i think her style is “idontgiveashit chic”. her stylist (jennifer rade) always pulls her together with that effortless look…ya know…so she can run back home and ‘take care o’her kidz’ and shit.

    and yes angelina can wear a bag to the awards, barely brush her hair, and hell perhaps not even shower (who knows…with all those hellions runnin’ amok at home) and still look better than most of the broads there ’cause, well…ya know…she don’t give a shit.

    it is what it is.

  • Not a fan.

    She’s not nearly as good looking as she was 5 yrs ago, even. All those freakin kids look like they’re taking a toll.

  • If you weren’t sitting on your dirty couch in shitty seattle, you would realize that it was 85 degrees and incredibly sunny in LA yesterday. that would explain the sunglasses on Pitt.

  • I’m not surprised at all that it’s mostly women who think Angelina is pretty afterall it is fashion and beauty mags only read by women that have supported the ultra-thin-is-beautiful image.

    Angelina looks terrible. She used to be very hot, but now I honestly wouldn’t give her a second look if I saw her on the street.

  • Angie bores me ever since she stopped engaging in pre-award show sex in limos and inordinate displays of affection with her brother.

  • I’m going to get struck by lightening for this one – Saint Angiehoho looks boring! BORING!!!! The dress is frumpy, her hair looks dirty and she looks like she just rolled out of bed. BORING!

  • Why the sunglasses?
    let me strobe my Surefire flashlight in your face from a few feet away about a couple of hundred times..Let’s see if that doesn’t do any damage to the eyes.
    IMO,most people are jealous of Angie because shes famous,has kids to the 3rd power,yet manages to lose weight..,and is happy with her husband.

  • WHAT IS UP with the mother-of-the-bride dresses?!? She hasn’t worn a form-fitting dress in ages. I GET that she’s busy taking care of a buttload of kids with no nanny, but it really doesn’t take any more effort to put on a nice little black dress than it does to put on this mother-of-the-bride dress that the blouson top looks like a swimsuit my Aunt Peg used to wear. Her arms are sticks so I know she’s not fat – perhaps she has some extra skin from carrying the twins. If so, get a corset or have some surgery already so you can dress decently!! And she looks much better with her hair pulled back – with it down but not styled she looks like a dishieveled vampire (which IMO is not a good thing).