Note that I didn’t say “swallowed” or “injected”? Yep, Amy Winehouse is in love with a guy she met while on an endless St. Lucia holiday. And who got the story? News of the World, of course! Take her proclamations of love and sobriety with a grain of salt, for a couple of reasons. 1) It’s News of the World and 2) Amy was downing tropical drinks during the whole time the reporter has been spending time with her. It’s really long, but you can read the entire article here.
Can you imagine how thrilled this new guy’s family must be? It’s a mother’s dream come true to have her son hook up with Amy Winehouse. Trust me on that.
Oh, and St. Lucia isn’t that miraculous of a cure-all. Picture is Amy’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Basically, it’s all I can stand looking at.
On vacationing in St. Lucia and meeting her new love, Josh:
I don’t think I’m ever going home. I was supposed to go last week but I thought f*** that, I’m staying!
Especially as I met Josh here. He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing.
Blake looks like me, a right mess. But Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him.
People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh.
When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.
We just had sex. . . can’t you tell?
On Blake:
Blake was rubbish in bed. Do you know what? Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead.
I don’t know what’s going on with us now and for the time being I’ve just forgotten I’m even married.
I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs.
So being with someone like Josh is much better for me.
On getting clean:
Before I came out here I looked at a photo of myself in the newspaper and was horrified.
My skin was a spotty mess and I was so pale and skinny. I thought to myself, ‘Girl, you got to sort yourself out or you’ll be dead soon.’
I was depressed, doing drugs and had no life in me at all. Coming here has changed everything. We’re having a great time together along with all Josh’s family and friends and I just don’t want the holiday to end.
Home is hell for me. I’ve escaped from it. There are drugs everywhere. I can’t do anything without everyone thinking I’m off my head on drugs, although half the time they were right, I WAS.
But here I feel so calm and peaceful and for the first time I can definitely say I AM off the drugs. I haven’t touched anything since I arrived and I feel the best I have in years.
Well I say, good for her :D it’s nice she;s really trying to get herself back on track!
I think this is great! I’m rooting for her.
she hasnt taken anything since she arrived, so its safe to assume she got there right before the interview?
Yeah, and what about the time spent in rehab before she left the UK?
oh my god I thought it was a photoshopped picture of Amy in her early days, not that it was a wax figure!! How silly am I? haha
good for her
and its funny how her wax figure looks better than she does in real life
i really hope that this IS a turnaround for her and not just some St. Lucia-induced-euphoria. I wouldn’t be surprised if it is, but still, I’m hoping. I’m glad she’s happy now…for the moment…
It’s called a geographical cure. Normally lasts until it’s time to go home. I wish her all the best.
I guess I’m going to be blackballed from this site because I’m saying something contrary to the infinite and unparalleled wisdom of the almighty Beet and her mindless minions who parrot her every utterance, but what the FUCK!!
First of all the Beet never uttered anything of significance if she had a few drinks in her (tropical or otherwise)? If that’s the case she has probably never said anything of value in her entire life. A woman can’t proclaim affection unless she is a virgin, just took communion, left a confessional, and just started her period? FUCKING COME ON!!!
A mothers dream to have her son hook up with someone like Amy Winehouse? Are You Fucking Kidding Me? “Trust Me On That”?
HOLY FUCK!! If she were sober and not drug addicted perhaps, but no mother would want her son hooked up with any cunt irregardless of her wealth if her history were as fucked up as Amy’s. Beet I know that you are extremely intelligent. I have been following you for a long time, but if you don’t have a coherent, logical thought about something then don’t say anything at all. It seems your comments on this story were forced and hurried in order to get it out there and you really didn’t analyze what was going on. I love you Beet, I love your outlook, I love your humor, and your look (YOUR SEXY) but, my dear, this is bullshit!
Are you on drugs? I have no idea what you just said PLUS this is Wendie writing PLUS I’m pretty sure that was something they call sarcasm. Hmm..
You have no idea what I just said? Did you attend the same school as Wendie? Sarcasm my ass! She meant it and she was wrong! Kiss my ass woohoo. It is probably appropriate your picture is of a dog.
Sarcasm, omiLOL.
Dude, learn to read.
YOU’RE an idiot. Note that I wrote YOU’RE and not YOUR. Don’t be throwing out “you’re stupid” comments without double-checking the crap you are typing as well.
What on earth are you rambling on about? You need to understand sarcasm. You really think Wendie (or anyone in the world) would want their son to be involved with this mess? Puh-lease.
Beet!! My apologies sweetheart. I should have known this tripe came from Wendie and not you. That is why I was so shocked when I thought you wrote those comments. Everyone, please replace Beet’s name with Wendie’s, and redact the the “love” comments, and the “sexy” one as well.
Beet, your awesome girl. Sorry for the fuck-up. I shall kiss your ass for an eternity! Yum!
The fact that you didn’t catch her sarcasm when it was so blatantly obvious makes me wonder if you’re simply not on the right wave length (or intelligence level based on your writing). But perhaps that is where the SimpleJack name comes from. If you found that movie stirring enough to use it as a screen name, then that goes to show that true wit is not your forte.
Erin, get a fucking life! I read that bullshit repeatedly and didn’t pick up on the sarcasm. This is between me and woohoo anyways. Why are you fucking butting in? Go elsewhere. And my using that name from Tropic Thunder is sarcasm. you fucking moron! If you are such an erudite why didn’t you pick up on that? Why are you commenting on this site anyways? Did the batteries go dead in your plastic boyfriend?
Yeah, pretty sure I’m a lot younger than Wendie (although you look great, Wendie) and have never met her, but we are face book friends, Look me up. Pretty sure I don’t look like a dog. =) I’m sorry your so angry about my comment and I also feel sorry that you feel the need to insult my looks, although never seeing me, over the internet. Good luck freaking out women by admitting you’d like to kiss their ass.
Why do people ever try to make any sort of intelligent point by reverting to attacking people’s looks? Thanks for the laugh SimpleJack, you are a funny boy (I think, you could be a funny girl, whatever.)
Woohoo, I like your dog. s/he is very beautiful.
I’m sorry you you feel the need to “insult” my comments. I guess we are both flawed. Lets leave it at that, shall we?
is that wax figure from Madame Tussauds? I was there last week, and her dress was black!
ahahhaha… its funny that they actually change the wax figures’ clothes!
“Oh, and St. Lucia isn’t that miraculous of a cure-all. Picture is Amy’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds. Basically, it’s all I can stand looking at.”
LOL! I was going to post a complaint about how unfair it is that her skin is still so smooth xD
Dmarie, I know how to read. Why don’t you learn how to read so you can quit your job as a sperm receptacle for your uncle and maybe get a real job?
oh my god this dude needs to go.
oh my god this dude needs to go.
Merideth if you expect propriety, civility, or even perhaps complete one-ness in thought, belief, or expression go FUCKING elsewhere!!! Are you only use to commenting on Rick Warren’s site. If you can’t take criticism perhaps you need to see your therapist more often.
umm, sorry dude… that was clearly sarcasm. Maybe you need to stop being so defensive and take note of the fact that you are the only one who DOESN’T think Wendie’s being sarcastic.
Stop being so defensive? Okay let me try………………….GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!
Was that better?
why can’t sperm recepticles read? Are you being Anti-GSA, cos that is soooo politically incorrect! he he.
Naw, let him stay, hes fun to poke.
Speaking of therapy, Jack, I think you need to make an appointment. You seem to have some anger issues. Probably from years of being bullied in the “real” world, causing you to use internet gossip sites to express your suppressed rage. Just a guess…
Okay, hit me with your best shot.
By the look of your pic it appears your old man already has. Repeatedly. Was it a shovel? That would be my guess.
So Amy feels much better now she’s off the drugs and slugging back the booze instead. Well done! What a star! I’ll make sure to pass a note on to the folks at the rehab centre down the street – why waste valuable cash on boring doctors when you can be sucking back daquiris on a beach somewhere?! Crack is whack! Booze is back!
Oh yes, I’m sure quitting crack cold turkey is helping her feel the best she has in years.
So my guess is that SimpleJack is short for SimpleJackAss
haha :D
Um Dingle. With that name why would you call someone an ass? You have heard the derogatory phrase with the word “dingle” in it before, haven’t you?
Just keep hanging from the ass…………dingle.
Amy is the single biggest talent to hit music in decades, take a look at clips from her at SXSW – amazing; saying that…its extremely hard to quit H and C (maybe a 10% success and that’s for people who really want to quit, not sure she does), and drinking constantly won’t get you there, I’m sad but she has a long road ahead of her.
Cheers,
Derek
jeeez I leave for a while and come back, same old drama, different people, You guys crack me up!