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Lindsay Lohan

Puss ‘N Boots was spotted in LA with a cigarette, no Samantha, and NO BOOTS.

This is officially the longest these two have gone without being photographed together in FOREVER.

Lindsay and boots, I mean.

But also Samantha.

Methinks there’s some truth to these break-up rumors.

I’m sad about Lindsay and Sam, but mostly I WANT MY PUSS BACK IN HER BOOTS. Ditch the stupid heels, Linds.

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  • P.S. Boys like heels and jeans better than boots and leggings. Someone is obvioulsy on the prowl for a man.

  • How come she has a break up and gets skinnier and cuter, while I was always prone to gobbling ten pounds of spaghetti, growing a giant zit and blowing up like a drowned corpse, confined to my dimly-lit bedroom for ten weeks as I sobbed and watched Three’s Company reruns until 2 in the morning, then finally passing out in a puddle of tears, marinara and self-pity? Bitch.

  • I’m looking forward to the breakup… it’s gonna be ugly and it’s gonna be very public with rampant MySpace postings that will just be awesome. Then we can look forward to the tearful pleas of reconciliation; OMG, I can’t wait. Just want to see how ballsy SamRo will be; if she’ll take her back just for the sex or if she’ll completely blow her off.

    Is SamRo that big a DJ talent that she would get major work without Lindsey? Anyone know this?

    • I don’t know about her talent, but she’s even more marketable after the break-up. Everyone will wonder if Lindsay will show up anyway, will she throw a fit or stalk her ex, or try to show off in front of Sam? Will Sam flirt and make Lindsay jealous? Will tonight be the night they get back together? Or will tonight be the night both make it clear they’ve moved on? Get the idea? She’ll generate even more interest this way. And for all everyone calling them “attention whores,” Samantha is very, very media savy. She knows how to play the game. And I disagree about the messy break-up. At least for Samantha. She’ll conduct herself with total and complete class.

  • Ahh! Blinded by the skinny!

    (I am glad I do not live in LA or I would probably feel the need to lose about half my body weight.)

  • She’s wearing Samantha’s clothes after being pictured leaving from Samantha’s house that morning. Do keep up with your rumors.
    Oh and yes, she looks fabulous.

  • No. No no no, no break-up. I won’t have it. Simply won’t. They’re of interest to me only when together, I don’t know why. I always have crushes on cuples. It’s the mix, I guess. Like Gin. Would be nothing without Tonic, and vice versa. So please, stay together, hot lezzies.

    • Vis-a-vis the Pink Floyd T: I get the impression Lindsay has never seen the Floyd live, probably doesn’t know the names of the any of the band members dead or alive and is unlikely to listen to Dark Side of the Moon while falling asleep. She has almost certainly never gone camping, taken acid and listened to Umma Gumma while staring at moss or becoming hypnotised by the campfire. Confiscate that t-shirt! Poser.

  • Lindsay is always and gets making of the adult who rapaciously a thing.
    It is bound by the family and the word fame.

  • What is the United States?
    I feel irrationality that the life disregards it though there is minority’s
    freedom.

  • yeah the jeans make her legs look long, but theyre kind of gross. from here, they look like grey courdoroy! and i dont mind the skinny, but it is just not attractive in the butt region… the seat of her pants and crotch of her pants aren’t fitting well and the lack of ass is kind of a turn-off.

  • Wow, she looks amazingly unattractive! Wait, that’s how she always looks. I guess looking good when your mid 40’s isn’t always easy.

  • LiLo s most recent blog RE: without a trace- was also mentioned in an earlier blog (december) in which samantha is blatently named.
    what does that mean?? i wish i knew. WTH?
    also DISlike this pic. lindsay usually looks so sexy. this pic looks to me like a (way prettier) bellbottom-ey/hippie-chic kate hudson…uummmm. NO!
    What s goin’ on?? boots! need the boots! put on the boots!
    damn!

  • omg! i really don’t like her and don’t understand the beet’s obsession with her boots, and perhaps most pertinent, i’m not a lesbian, but DAYUM!!! i would totally fuck the cord out of her pants in this outfit!!!!!!!

  • She’s so pretty, damn! I hope she’s still with Sam, well, but Sam’s out of town DJing in Washington DC, so Sam’s MySpace says. maybe that’s the vreason they aren’t photographed together?

  • I think Sam is phasing Linds out. That’s what you have to do with drug addled psychos. First you tell them you’re on a break, and they should move out. Then you tell them you should spend time apart. Then you go away – and dump them by phone. It’s the only way to avoid histrionics.

  • Oh, see no…Linds, no. We don’t like you this way. We like the boots. bring them back. Embrace the boots linds, EMBRACE THEM.