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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

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Could anyone possibly look more gorgeous and in love than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Critics Choice Awards on Thursday??

I think not.

I have to say though, Angelina is skinny skinny skinny and I feel like her malnourishment is making her age faster. She’s only 33 years old!! Can you believe that? I feel like she looks much older. Maybe she’s just wise beyond her years … or maybe her body’s having trouble regenerating skin cells because she’s starving.

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  • From personal experience, being too thin DOES age you quickly.

    She is still luminous and lovely…they really don’t look like they are “faking it”. I think they really ARE that much in love. Nothing wrong with that–nothing at all.

    • Luminous and lovely? I think you need to consult a dictionary before posting, Julia. If by luminous you mean greasy then, yeah. But lay off the thesaurus and stick with a dictionary next time

  • She isn’t aging so gracefully… I mean she is still pretty but looks like her kiddos are starting to take a toll on her appearance.

    Same with Brad.

  • I agree, she does look a little older than she should. But to be fair, her mother died not long ago, she gave birth recently to twins and she manages a household of eight. I’m sure it’s stressful. I’m happy to see she doesn’t resort to any surgery or liposuction. She won the genetic lottery, she doesn’t need it.

    • she’s already had surgery though, breast implants and a nose job… I imagine she will have a lift at some point, her appearance is fundamental to her work and making all those millions of dollars and highlighting human rights issues.

    • “manages a household of eight” ?!?! That is the most funny thing I’ve read today!!! She has baby sitters for the kids, people who do the cleaning, the ironing, the cooking, the shopping and take away the garbage …..
      If you have so much money it’s not THAT difficult yo “manage” a household (=palace or castle or whatever) of eight!

  • Hoganbcmj – you took the words out of my mouth! Too skinny by half, but it is pretty understandable at the moment. I really hope she can put the weight back on in time.

  • OHHHH PLEEEEASE . Perhaps bitter betty has taken hold of me, but a couple standing there in front of heaps of photogs does NOT constitute as looking in love. They’re actors and can easily turn on the “act in love in front of the camera bit” in a heartbeat. Real caught on camera love is off gaurd and not so staged. I’m so sick of this couple.

    Beet, real love is the photo of you with your Leo!

    On another note, she looks like skeletor and he NEEDS to lose the Wyatt Earp look… so 1870’s

  • OMG, they make me vomittttt. Disgusting. I think they both look like shit. The guilt will always getcha! Can’t wait for the messy break-up.

    • You find THEM disgusting? I find your comment disgusting. “Can’t wait for the messy break-up”. Ugh. Classy.

    • well lyn, i agree with you. i hate them and all their fake-ishness. ugh. angelina was never pretty in my eyes. i always thought she was disgusting. and same..a messy break-up would complete my life. lol. no really, it would be great to see them break-up and have fight over the kids. tee-hee.
      i’m such a bitch.

      • I don’t understand how anyone could ever say that Ang was ‘disgusting’ with a straight face. That woman is disgusting? Seriously? Who the hell do you think is attractive then?

    • i don’t think that she looks disgusting, but rather is a disgusting person? i just lost my respect for her after she became a husband stealer and doesn’t feel guilty about it.

  • I have never considered her pretty, and here? She’s ugly. Seriously, eat a fucking burger god damn it.

  • People are such haters. They look happy, and good for them. I think Brad is aging well. Angie is too skinny and I think that makes her lips bigger but hey…. Brad is hot and I thank you Beet for posting more pics of him!

  • they may look tired but no one here that’s judging them has six kids and all the same responsibilities that they do.
    i think they look great and they seem to work their asses off; so if you think you guys could do better, let Beet post some pics of you and we’ll see whose appearance isn’t affected by stress. =S

    • Oh come on! I am not saying that she doesn’t look good with at least some help from Botox, but are you suggesting that Angelina is bogged down by endless loads of laundry, planning meals, cleaning house, and on and on and on?

    • They do have nannies and housekeepers though… i think she is just someone who is highly strung and always worries about her children and feels she could be doing more etc.

  • She has that Audrey Hepburnesque look going on – she’ll probably look this way for ever, that timeless, ageless beauty thing – god, how I envy her!

    • Holy Crap! Do you even know what Audrey Hepburn looked like? She had a baby face. Angelina could easily pass for 45. EASILY! Let’s face it. Angelina’s looks peaked at Tomb Raider, maybe Gone in 60 Seconds. She’s past her prime at 33.

    • I totally agree. Audrey was always thin and it made her age faster. She was still beautiful until the day she died. Wrinkles can’t hide phenomenal bone structure. Lucky ladies.

  • Covered head to toe in loose fabric and she still manages to look incredibly sexy…

    This might be a dumb question, but does anyone know if they are married? I never payed much attention to celebrity gossip until I got this really boring job that allows me to surf the internet all day…

    • They won’t get married until everyone in the country has the same right to do so. That’s what Brad said in an interview a while back.

      • If they do get married it won’t be anything to do with gay civil rights, it is just a good way of dodging the question realistically. Neither of them had issues when they were married previosuly.

  • I don’t like Angelina Jolie’s lips, I think they are too big. I hope she wouldn’t put gloss on them, that makes them look bigger. Also, she looks like she is starving, someone give her some food!!

  • She’d look gorgeous if she weighed about what she did in the Tomb Raider movies. She was so healthy looking back then.
    In Wanted she looked too tiny to actually be holding a gun or be doing some of the stuff she was doing. She’s still very pretty, but I’d love to see her with a few more pounds.
    Brad on the other hand still looks good, the facial hair I’m finally starting to accept lol. BUT his actual hair, ew, I hate that greased back look.

  • WOAH WOAH WOAH. She’s 33?!?!?!?!?!!?!!! I totally thought she was like 40 or something…ugh…I definitely agree with the skinniness = premature aging thing.
    EW!
    But Brad is beautiful, as always…
    And she is too, but she frankly scares me.

  • I do not enjoy these people as actors.
    I think their body of work as individuals lacks thought, seems forced.
    Emoting is not what i give my 12.50 a ticket to see.
    Selling sex is lost on me as i require more imagination less obvious imagery. Hollywood is only seling obvious right now so Im making up my own short stories to entertain myself. Neener Neener and Im saving money too!

  • I think she looks incredible! I am 31 with one child and it has aged me prematurely. Plus, when I was severely underweight (malnourished as the doctor put it), my whole body was breaking down early. That was at 21, so I can imagine that she is having some issues.

    BUT, for someone with six children, an amazing career, an multitude of charitable work under her belt, and a pretty rugged life up until a few years ago…she looks better than any of us could ever hope for!

    • It’s impossible to say that having one child aged you prematurely at 31. You don’t know for sure what you would’ve looked like without the child. You’re probably one of those people that goes around showing everyone their high school pictures and blaming your baby for your looks.

  • She looks like hell! I have to words for you Angie: Mac Blot.

    He looks ok, but could use some blotting paper himself.

    they do look happy together, and even though I don’t like her, I’m happy for them and hope they make it for their lifetimes.

    BTW, did anyone see Patrick Swayze the other night? I cried my eyes out. I always liked him, and wish him well

  • You know, if there were gossip archives that were indexed by Brad Pitt’s effect on women, you could easily research this fact: Every actress who has ever been in a relationship with him eventually gets into the super thin/dangerously thin category. It happened to Jen while she was still on Friends, Gwyneth Paltrow has talked openly about going batshit bonkers from starvation and the fact that her craziness led to the dissolution of their engagement and Juliette Lewis… was driven such madness by Brad she corn-rowed her hair.

    I think this is a lesson for all women out there: A man who is arguably prettier than you are is never really your man. He’ll be your obsession and your competition at the same time. Once this has made you insane or made you see the light – he will move on to his next victim.

    You’re welcome.

  • angie is very pretty but she is too thin and too botoxed. that’s why she looks at least 40.

  • I think she is beautiful, but she doesn’t look healthy right now. Beet posted pic’s of her a few months back and she looked fantastic. Practically glowing. She needs to remember to take care of herself too.

  • Considering that she has a million kids, manages all her charity work while still making movies, and still has time to fuck Brad Pitt hard enough to keep his interest; I’d say she looks pretty damn good. True, she needs to put on some pounds though to look like her normal gorgeous self. She looked absolutely stunning when she was pregnant and a little thicker, and looked even more marvelous right after having the twins (i.e. That “W” photo brad took of her). So really, unless anyone can claim that they are even 2% as beautiful as she is, no one really has room to call Angelina ugly..

  • She’s look great and never ceases to be beautiful. I understand why she looks thinner than usual, I mean, give her a break, she has 8 children, and just gave birth to twins never mind she’s a world famous actress and a UN ambassador! I bet in a few months her curves will be back and she’ll look sexy as always. I can help it, I love Angelina. I’m totally jealous of Brad.

  • Totally HATE them! Always have, always will. Brad is a terrible actor and she is has always been a weirdo. I’m glad they look like hell:)

  • Jen looks so much younger and hotter! Angie is on drugs I heard. I know she used to do them, what’s stopping her from doing them now? Everyone knows she’s a fake at everything else, so she probably is a fake at saying she quit drugs. Never heard of her going to rehab. She lies about everything.

  • Wow …
    I’ve been seriously thinking she’s around 43 instead of 33.
    But I love Angie .
    You guys are probably right. She does so much work and has how many kids? lol And three of which she gave birth too.
    She still acts and she is probably really stressed out .
    She has to take care of her kids , act , travel , and probably starve her self so she won’t get criticized .
    But you know, at least she doesn’t get botox or have face lifts and shit like other stars.*cough* Jennifer *cough* Aniston *cough*

  • Angelina Jolie is one of the ugliest celebrities or women I have ever seen!

    I really just can’t understand how anyone can find her remotely attractive at all!

    She has abnormally huge lips that are shaped like a Bass or trout fish especially her lower lip! Every time I see her face online I have to click it of I can’t even stand to look at her!

    I’m not alone either I have found many other people including many heterossexual men saying exactly the same thing!

    One guy posted a picture of 2 fish and said Angelina looks just like this and he said at least with other actresses you don’t need a fishing license to watch their films!

    Another guy on another site said how can anyone find her huge sausage lips attractive, and another guy said sausage lips? You mean they are like this, and he posted a picture of a fish with an eek emoticon.

    On another message board many people were saying these things abouther too and a woman said that her husband said she looks like she should be thrown back into the ocean.

    Elizabeth Taylor,Lauren Bacall,Milla Jovovich, and Marilyn Monroe all had/have full lips but they weren’t abnormally huge and they all had very pretty shaped lips not ugly trout shaped lips!

    Scarlet Johanson,Jessica Alba and Liv Tyler all have lips that are too big,but they still have pretty looking mouths because their lips have a very pretty shape not fish shaped like *UGLY* Angelina!

  • And also the only other people I have ever seen with big ugly fish shaped lips like hers are an actor on the soap thats going off the air,Guiding Light and he plays a religious Father,and the actress who is in her 70’s Carolyn Conwell who played Paul’s mother on The Young and The Restless from 1980-2004 and they are ugly too and I could never stand to look at them either!

    A guy recently said on nbcnework.com that he always thought Angelina was ugly with her big catfish lips, and he said she looks like the fish he used to catch in the lake when he was a kid!

    On a site askville 2 married men said they think Angelina is the ugliest celebrity and one of these men said that she has lips like a Kissing Gourami fish!

    * Exactly!*

  • And also the only other people I have ever seen with big ugly fish shaped lips like hers are an actor on the soap thats going off the air,Guiding Light and he plays a religious Father,and the actress who is in her 70’s Carolyn Conwell who played Paul’s mother on The Young and The Restless from 1980-2004 and they are ugly too and I could never stand to look at them either!

    A guy recently said on nbcnework.com that he always thought Angelina was ugly with her big catfish lips, and he said she looks like the fish he used to catch in the lake when he was a kid!

    On a site askville 2 married men said they think Angelina is the ugliest celebrity and one of these men said that she has lips like a Kissing Gourami fish!

    * Exactly!*

  • And also the only other people I have ever seen with big ugly fish shaped lips like hers are an actor on the soap thats going off the air,Guiding Light and he plays a religious Father,and the actress who is in her 70’s Carolyn Conwell who played Paul’s mother on The Young and The Restless from 1980-2004 and they are ugly too and I could never stand to look at them either!

    A guy recently said on nbcnework.com that he always thought Angelina was ugly with her big catfish lips, and he said she looks like the fish he used to catch in the lake when he was a kid!

    On a site askville 2 married men said they think Angelina is the ugliest celebrity and one of these men said that she has lips like a Kissing Gourami fish!

    * Exactly!*