How Can This NOT Be a Gigantic Hit???
Jan 06, 2009 at 10:21 am by Evil Beet

Here’s a lovely clip of Sanjaya Malakar performing his new song “A Quintessential Lullaby” in what I can only assume is the Build-a-Bear store of some mall in Renton or some shit. Sanjaya’s new album, Dancing to the Music in My Head, comes out January 20, and you can preview some more of the tracks here.

I’m hoping the album cover is a photo of the back of Sanjaya’s head, his hair braided out to spell the word “FAIL,” because that’s what this shit is gonna be.

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16 Responses to “How Can This NOT Be a Gigantic Hit???”

  1. TSS says:
    January 6, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Man, you really hate Indian people don’t you?

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  2. sunnymom says:
    January 6, 2009 at 10:32 am

    OMG I got thru like 20 seconds of that and ow my ears are bleeding. Please make it stop

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  3. Pffft says:
    January 6, 2009 at 11:02 am

    lol please, you have NOT been living here long enough to make a Renton joke.

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  4. Bee Hind says:
    January 6, 2009 at 11:12 am

    Horrid.

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  5. Vida says:
    January 6, 2009 at 11:15 am

    He just ripped off a bunch of loops from the trial version of the music software, Logic. Really creative, Sanjaya.

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  6. Sometimes says:
    January 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Wow. How hilariously bad!

    Did this kid drop out of high school like all the others? He should really go back, and think about college. His singing career isn’t uh…going to support him.

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  7. Rose says:
    January 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Not much difference between him and any other member of the 80/90′s boy bands, he was just born a bit late. Least he is not blaming lack of contract/career/talent on another idol.

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  8. Sara says:
    January 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm

    I’m still laughing at his little “emotional” head on the microphone thing he did at the beginning of his “song.”

    Ha , made my day….

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  9. m45trkllr says:
    January 7, 2009 at 5:42 am

    Oh dear GOD this is garbage. Just fade away Sanjaya.

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  10. Mike R. says:
    January 7, 2009 at 10:07 am

    Ah…William Hung syndrome strikes again. This’ll go to number 1…on the novelty album charts.

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