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AnnaLynne McCord Is in a Bikini

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My first reaction to these pictures was that the 90210 starlet had alerted the paparazzi to the fact that she’d be frolicking around Miami Beach this weekend … but, when people do that, don’t they then wear makeup?

AnnaLynne McCord looked just like any other skinny Miami Beach chick when the photogs snapped her this weekend. If this were Heidi Montag, there would be there THREE SOLID INCHES of makeup on her face, which NEVER would have touched the (gasp!) public saltwater. But AnnaLynne? Just looks like I do after jumping in the ocean … well, okay, her body is WAY better than mine, but her face? Not so much. It looks like she actually went swimming.

How bourgeois.

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  • I like her little boober units. I think they are cute.
    I have no other opinion on this kid though.
    Keep em natural

  • there is skinny and there is gross, and she is gross. she looks sick. as a guy i really don’t think many guys really think this looks good; skinny good, but this looks like an ill person.

  • I’m usually one of the first fatties to bitch about celeburexics (I think I just made that up), but if you really look at her…there’s actual muscle definition in her arms and thighs. Even in her abs. Sure, we can see her ribcage, and a couple of pounds would help to cover that up, but if she truly were starving herself, there would be none of that muscle. Not sure what to say about the bruises, however. There are quite a few. Perhaps she just likes it rough?

  • To thin, not thin enough……….healthy looking, sickly looking. I’m more curious about the bruising. Was she body surfing, got caught in a current and slammed into several pier pylons? I’ve seen Mike Tyson opponents with fewer marks. She’s being abused? No….scratch that one. Abuse victims don’t smile excessively or get to enjoy many days at the beach. Someone implied that perhaps they are needle marks. She has little bruises and marks all over. Even Ray Charles wasn’t that fucked up with his aim. No……scratch that theory also.

    I’m sticking with the pylons !

  • If she was “sick skinny” she wouldn’t have any thighs of which to speak of; she’s naturally slim, that’s all and I feel sorry for all you idiots who can’t see that.