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Who Needs A Sandwich?

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Dancing With The Stars host Samantha Harris needs to spend some time dining with the stars.  Or with anyone, really.  I find her appearance at Wynn Las Vegas to be absolutely frightening. 

Unrelated to the fact that she looks like she needs a feeding tube, have you ever noticed how deep this chick’s voice is?  She’s the Fran Drescher of this decade.  Beautiful Jewish girl until the second she opens her mouth.

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  • she is so goofy. on DWTS she makes the funniest faces. she looks like she is paying attention but somehow she also looks like she is having her own conversations in her head at the same time.

    shes pretty though and wears the most beautiful dresses.

  • AGREED. Since returning from maternity leave last year, she has not only lost what little baby weight she’d put on, but an excessive additional amount. she looks like she was recently sprung from a concentration camp.

    Additionally, she cannot form complete and coherent sentences on DWTS….whch is the only entertaining feature about her.

    Tom Bergeron, her co-host, IS FABULOUS AND QUICK-WITTED. lOVE YOU TOM.

    EAT SOMETHING SAMANTHA.

  • I have always found her a bit awkward on DWTS but very likable and endearing nonetheless. I think she’s got “Madonna-Syndrome” and probably works out a little too much. But overall, I think she’s a quite pleasant human being, looks- and personality-wise. I’d say eat a little more and workout a little less.

  • oh my goodness, those shoes are awful. they make her feet look extraordinarily large. like…size 11 large. disgusting.

    • why do people find large feet so horrible? I have giant man feet and I find them highly entertaining – plus I can walk on sand with ease and swim really really fast. Big feet rock!

      I agree that she could do with a nice meal though. And a side order for her feet.

  • i was thinking that the whole season of DWTS! i thought it was only my imagination.. but ugh- she definitely has gone a bit crazy with the whole not-eating/excessive workout thing.

  • Next time you watch DWTS check out how awkward and manly her shoulders are. Seriously. Whenever she’s on the screen I’m transfixed by her shoulders.

    Beautiful girl. Unfortunate shoulders.

  • I THINK SHE WAS COMPETING WITH THE GIRL FROM DAILY 10
    WHAT’S HER NAME? ER DEBBIE MANEPOULIS SOMETHING
    WELL SWEETHEART, YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED! YOU ARE NOW SKINNIER THAN THAT SCARY THIN DEBBIE

  • All of the women on E! are ridiculously thin, don’t they realize they’re not f’ing celebrities? The paparazzi and media won’t tear them apart like they do actual celebs, no one cares about their weight. They make themselves look disgusting and distorted because their heads are too big for their bodies. It’s just unpleasant to look at.

  • She looks like a Disney caricature of a turtle that escaped its shell. Look at that neck. Someone give her some lettuce.