Queen Latifah is the newest victim of jewelry theft. She has been vacationing in Tobago over the holidays with her girlfriend (the article reads “female friend” but isn’t it a forgone conclusion at this point that Queen is gay?) when she discovered $10,000 in rings and bracelets had been taken from her room.
Now listen, I don’t get to stay in luxury villas. The Westin is about as exciting as it gets for me. But even at the Westin, they have a fucking safe. And if I had $10k in jewelry and was just so relevant that I had to bring it with me, that’s where it would be stored. I just don’t get it. Is this not common sense?
Being burgled turned out to be one of the hottest trends of 2008.