Kevin Bacon’s rep, Allen Eichorn, confirms that his client and wife Kyra Sedgwick are victims of Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi scheme. There have been rumors that they lost everything except their checking account. Normally, I’d find that hard to believe. Bacon was smart enough not to make a Footloose 2 and I’d like to think he’d be smart enough to not entrust his fortune to any one human being. Eichorn responded to the rumors by saying “Please, let’s not speculate or rely on hearsay.” Seriously, that doesn’t sound too reassuring.