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Dec 29, 2008 at 10:41 am by Evil Beet
Hugh Jackman and son Oscar at the Knicks game on Sunday.
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Shirtless pics only, please.
Did you see the pictures of him going through security at an airport? Those arms???? I’d so drag him behind the curtain.
He is so…. Yum. God, I’m speechless right now! That is all I can think of! See what he does to me?
His son kinda looks like Salma Hayek, can someone please photoshop a cigarette in his mouth so I can know for sure. thanks
“What? Where did the players go? I didn’t know there would be women here, there goes my boner…”
or
“I wonder if I can get one of those in green”
I love me some Knick City Dancers
Who wears an outfit like that to a basketball game? He sticks out like a sore boner.
I bet his hat costs more than what I make in a week. Ehg.
“Hugh Jackman attempts to dispel rumors that he’s gay.”
See son, he is how it works- Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper!
See son, here is how it works- Clap on, Clap off, The Clapper!
I’d hit that.
this pic is too boring to caption.
I think my clitoris just spontaneously combusted. WOO!
“See son, this is why we love America!”
LOL
yeahhh!! lol nice.
Gawd, I want to do him.
Oh Hugh, you are truly failing miserably in dispelling the gay rumors. We all know you imagine yourself up there in those Hot Pants.
” I must get this routine down for the Oscar performance”
who cares if he’s gay? he’s wonderful to look at!
“Yeah, I’m looking at ya. Turn around so I can get a better view,”
“My package would look so fabulous in that blue spandex”
That is some rapt attention, on both counts.
Big Whitie got it right- take a picture, it’ll last longer.
We just saw him 5 rows in front of us at the Shrek Musical last Saturday on Broadway. All the woman were going nuts. He had the son with him.
i must be alone in the opinion that he is just okay looking.
Yes you are. Completely alone.
No, Lolly’s not alone. He does nothing for me. And I don’t mean that in a gay way.
i don’t find him that attractive either. what’s with all the hype?
k new post please. this one has been up since i got to work 4 hourse ago. seriously.
He should never be allowed to wear a shirt. Ever.
True dat
haha, love hugh jackman, very much so but he looks kind of pervy in this picture.
I wonder if that guy in the background is taking a picture of the dancers or Hugh on his phone.
I have to say I am a little disappointed in Beet. I’ve been devoted to this page for years. You keep saying blah blah theres nothing going on, then what do I hear from my mother tonight. J-Lo is getting a divorce! That’s not worth maybe a little sentence on this page? God I feel so sad that I had to go to some page called hollywood scoop to read about it. And devastated my mother scooped before I did!
This site is really going down the drain. Beet has fallen off her game, im embarassed to say i find myself on perez and a bunch of other sites since this one updated so rarely. Its sad because i love Beets writing. I know its still around the holidays but this has been going down for a while. Im not trying to be rude, just saying. lol
Do you actually think Perez writes all of his own stuff? How can he when he’s hanging out at The Abbey? Beet’s doing great–her family is on her last nerve. I can relate.
What does it matter if he writes his stuff or not? If he doesnt he certainly hires someone to write it for him and it seems like THE JOB GETS DONE. If you cant aford, or dont want to hire someone to do your job then you should probably do it yourself.
And like i said i dont like perez much, and i really do like beets writing, but when it comes to reading shity writing but getting a million stories on his site to reading the few and far between posts on here, other sites are starting to win out.
And I hope my boss will take the excuse “my family is on my nerves” when i dont get my shit completed.
What does it matter if he writes his stuff or not? If he doesnt he certainly hires someone to write it for him and it seems like THE JOB GETS DONE. If you cant aford, or dont want to hire someone to do your job then you should probably do it yourself.
And like i said i dont like perez much, and i really do like beets writing, but when it comes to reading shity writing but getting a million stories on his site to reading the few and far between posts on here, other sites are starting to win out.
And I hope my boss will take the excuse “my family is on my nerves” when i dont get my shit completed.
Really my boss could give two craps whats going on in my life as long as I get my job done. There are actually a whole bunch of people losing their jobs, I would be trying as hard as I could to impress at this time. Also, I personally haven’t been able to see my family, they are in Canada, and it is very hard to find the money to visit. I have no sympathy for Beet. My family gets on my nerves sometimes but I would do anything to be able to visit them. I love Beet, don’t get me wrong! I just have been a little unimpressed if that can be a word LOL.
Consider writing about these stories.
1. Bristol Palin has a baby boy and names it “Tripp”
2. Rumor says JLO is announcing her divorce in the next few weeks.
3. Jen’s Marley and Me beats out Brad’s movie in ticket sales.
4. Zooey Deschanel is engaged.
5. Michael Lohan says he calls a truce.
You both sound pathetic and sad, you’re upset cause you’re not getting enough gossip fast enough. How about some hobbies outside of this blog or getting laid or something. Really. Beets trying to have a life, how bout you do the same.
yeah I heard (on my local radio station, & it sounds almost ridiculas) that Jennifer & Mark are gunna sing a duet at his show on Valentines Day & after the song anounce that that they are splitting up. Anyone else hear anything about this? I’m still loyal to Beet & haven’t yet checked other sites.
Also Bristol naming her kid Tripp makes me think of Dirty Sexy Money & what a GREAT show that was & how sad I am that it’s cancelled!
And lastly I think there was a post here (on Sat maybe?) about Jen’s movie beating out Brad’s.
The rest I got nothing on :-)
If you’re happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it,
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What the hell. You people are having a discussion about being disappointed that Beet isn’t “completing” her work? Really? It’s a gossip blog. If there’s nothing new then go read something else. Simple.
its so much more than a gossip blog. i feel like she is my friend ( in a pen-pal kind of way as opposed to a weird “i’m in prison and want to fuck you way”) and that it isn’t so much the gossip as it is her take on everything. i can read “canned” gossip” shit all day long, but nobody connects with me like the beet. okay, i’m off my soapbox before i start saying shit like “beet had me at hello”.
I actually agree with a lot of the people here, I have been really let down the past month or so when coming to this site. The posts are becoming few and far between, and I realize that it’s a more personal site, but sites with only one writer (id. Michael K on dlisted) post far more often and generally more interesting stuff.
Love beet and wendie, just wish there were more posts!
“Son, don’t be rude stand up and clap for the nice lady’s booty”
Seriously, you guys, posts have been slow for a week because Wendie and I have both been sick and IT’S THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS.
Get a fucking life.
amen to that shit.
…and you expect to keep readers? wow
Maturity at it’s finest.
Please go elsewhere. We’ll be just fine, I promise.
Get off your pedestal you little princess. This is your fucking JOB. I’d understand where you were coming from if this was just a hobby of yours but if you’re getting paid to do this, so shut your mouth. You get PAID to report ALREAY REPORTED celebrity gossip and simply share your opinion. Whether it’s entertaining or not, realize this isn’t a serious career. You’re a fucking BLOGGER. Get a god damn real job and stop bitching about your fake depression that every single jewish woman your age has OR learn to appreciate how good you have it.
We only read this because Perez isn’t witty and can’t spell for shit. Don’t flatter yourself. The rest of us just use this website as a light-hearted break in our busy day of actually WORKING. But if you’re not into that, I’m sure we wouldn’t mind skipping over to oh, one of the other 100 blogs there are.
Please. Go. Somewhere. Else.
Point is we don’t really want to! We enjoy your light heartedness and banter. I have for about 2 years! You have us hooked Beet, and maybe have spoiled us in the past with your continuous posting like bloggers do, they post stuff. I would love to have your job, and the freedom you get, and that’s why we are suggesting that your bitching about your situations sounds somewhat pathetic at times. Many would love to have your job. God what I do when I am sick is sit on my laptop and write, how hard is that? We aren’t asking for updates every minute just maybe every 3-4 hours when you are busy. I do have a life, and like Jewel says we come here for a light hearted break to see what is going on in a world we don’t exist in, while we are working! Don’t chastise your audience for making suggestions, listening to your audience will make you bigger and better than you are now!
Holy Shit Dude… sometimes I get annoyed by certain comments here – but frankly then I get embarrassed by my own attitude. This blog is for entertainment purposes. It’s not a lifeline. This is not where you sign up for a new kidney.
Also, I scanned through here and I can’t find any postings that are completely dedicated to you “bitching about how stressful your life is” but I’m sure it was entertaining.
I’m not sure where all this hating on you and Wendie is coming from but I’m pretty sure Persistent Cat has a hitman out looking for me after I told her to let it go and stop being such a bitch. LOL
ATTENTION PEOPLE:
First: There are a LOT of blogs out there. Feel free to roam around the internet and take a look. Be brave. Read more than one each day. It’s fun! Hooray!
Second: The void inside of you will NEVER BE FILLED BY A GOSSIP BLOG. Sasha and Wendie are mere mortals and they will never be able to “complete you”.
Knitting. Charity work. Writing your own blog. Books. Children. Pets. Painting. There’s a whole world out there…
This is not where you sign up for a new kidney. Bwhahahaha! I heard that Beet was giving away bottles of Patron? True?
ooh i want one! i literally have no complaints about this blog, i love it, and all you rotten beets go fuck yourselves, fartface is right, who’s forcing to keep visiting the site against your will, shizz homies
ooh i want one! i literally have no complaints about this blog, i love it, and all you rotten beets go fuck yourselves, fartface is right, who’s forcing to keep visiting the site against your will, shizz homies
i just check in once a day here, so im good with what you do now :)
@ the people who are bitching:
STFU. She’s doing fine. Love this blog, love the content, don’t care about the frequency of updates. You’d all do good to just sit back and relax or go elsewhere, as Beet suggests.
Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Jewel.
Beet:
GET ANOTHER JOB IF THIS ONE IS TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
Or at least stop bitching. NORMAL WORKING ADULTS usually dont get to take off days for snowboarding, sickness, blizzards, and visiting relatives all in one week. I felt lucky to get Christmas eve until Monday off.
So at least stop using the excuses and bitching about how stressful and hard your life is. Its annoying to us people who actually do work hard.
P.S. Thank you for taking my suggestions on story ideas, i knew i could help you out.
Bwahahahahahahahaaha! I nearly choked on my lunch. I wondered how the hell Hugh Jackman was generating so many comments.
“Son, it’s halftime. Maybe…let’s go for…get some drink….duhhhhhh…mmm…”
Yeah, this is her job, but it’s not like you personally pay her. This is absolutely free for you. Your fuss has no merit when you come here on your own will and don’t have to pay to do so.
Sasha… you had me at “Please. Go.”
as for the photo caption how about…
“Strange, I seem to be getting a Huge Ackman looking at those dancers.”
Is that really his son? The child looks black to me!
“C’mon Girls! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8!”