Pete Wentz must be insecure. Because it’s always the insecure ones that feel the need to share every detail of their life with anyone who will listen. The newest example? During a SIRIUS radio interview, he revealed that he has tried Ashlee’s breast milk and it’s “soury” and “weird”. This is news we needed to hear.
Sidebar: In the same interview, he also talked about his weight. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.” I don’t understand Pete Wentz because sometimes he’s all “I’m bi but I don’t actually hook up with dudes because I don’t like penises” and then this summer he was like “Yeah, I am a Fag” on the cover of Out but he’s married and has a kid. So, not that I care, but his orientation has been a mystery to me. Thankfully, he’s alleviated any confusion I may have been feeling by using the term “fat face”.
Last week on Howard Stern’s show, he launched his Just So You Know, I’m Really, Really Straight campaign by letting everyone know that though he and Ashlee aren’t back to having sex just yet, he is getting some blow jobs. “We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.” And my favorite line of all: “I hope the kid doesn’t change it.” Trust me Pete, the kid will change everything.