Mary-Kate Olsen needs to get a clue for Christmas. She is, like, zOMG, so totally in tune with the state of the economy, dudes. A Page Six spy shared an elevator with MKO at Barney’s, in which she said, “It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales.” Then she pointed to her hat and said “That’s where I got this! The recession!”
Fuck. Please don’t tell me she thinks “The Recession” is some sort of new franchise haberdashery that is flooding the market.