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Dec 21, 2008 at 09:28 am by Wendie
Amy Winehouse. Topless here. You’re very, very welcome. And I think this goes without saying but just in case you’ve hit the nog a little too hard this season, NSFW.
Oh, and funniest quote ever from the accompanying News of the World article: “Amy just whipped off her top and dived in to the sea without a care in the world. She was looking a better than she has for a while. A bit of sun is just what she needs.” Yeah, a tan. That’s what she needs. Why didn’t I think of that?
Can we think of some things to add to the list of Just What Amy Winehouse needs? I’ll start: 1) teeth.
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…a clue, maybe some self esteem…
She’s a mess. One thing I don’t understand however is even when she’s skeletal she still has a very impressive rack.
her stomachs kindve bloaty from not eating anything
a shower. (with brillo pads)
LOL My thoughts exactly. Maybe a stroll through a car wash would do some good?
Lips. (It’s gonna be a long list).
4) A new haircut. Go with a new style Amy, create a look!
5) Removal of the gangster jewelry. ASAP.
6) I don’t know if that is dirt on her arm, or just leftover fake tan. So either a bath, or a FULL BODY tan. Those splotches on her arm are just tres unattractive.
i do like her eyebrows
7) WEIGHT. she should gain some.
Normal eyeliner!
Interferon…helps with the Hep C.
methadone clinic and relocation to a crack free neighborhood? worked for me. and her boobs are pretty. way prettier than lisa rinna’s.
shes just so fucking unattractive.
Wow I kind of feel scared and sorry for her at the same time.
she looks stund.
I feel like I just read her obituary in pictures. Click through past the tittie (& ass) shots and you get an Amy retrospective where she gets progressively healthier and more attractive. Tragic.
I noticed that too. She was pretty back in 2005. My husband couldn’t believe the difference between then and now. Crack kills…. sometimes slowly.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
im sorry but am i the only person that knida wants her boobs? but besides that, yeahh, shes a mess.
http://www.isthescalebroke.blogspot.com/
Tattoo removal and weight gain.
She was really pretty in the 2005 shots.
Her hair was nice before the rat’s nest beehive
Now she’s skinny and skanky and dirty looking.
God, now they’ll never get that smell out of the fish.
You are the fucking winner. I haven’t laughed that hard in weeks!
Whichever number we are up to) She needs the what not to wear group to come make her over. and get rid of some of those tatts.
Crack DOES kill! After seeing her topless, it sure as shit killed my appetite!
wow she does have a nice chest, way to be
Looks like Jesus with boobs
i have to add that i am totally digging the homemade blake barrette. if i ever find myself in love again i am totally gonna make one of those. hopefully the person will have a cool name.
Oh man, the 4th picture. hahaha. Her distended stomach is so weird, must be all the crack she’s storing in there.
Wow she actually looks like she’s not almost dead for once in the picture where she’s clothed
Why is her stomach so fat on such a skinny girl?
I’d do her….
what is pinging?
FOOD or a time machine