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Paris Hilton Has a Pink Bentley

Just a little something to keep in mind as you’re trying to figure out how you’re going to afford a Christmas tree this year.

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  • I thought you were done with Paris? Or was that just the *daily* Paris.

    Yeah… I figured it was too good to be true.

  • I don’t know who is worst, listening to Paris or the girl askig stupid questios, ” and aaaa how did you decided on the color?” hello everyone knows that she looooooooves pink!!!!!!!!!

  • She just makes laughing at her lameness so easy! A pink “Barbie Corvette” car? Are we 12? Sarah Silverman just used up the ink of 6 pens writing jokes from this hard-hitting interview!

  • Yeah, I can’t afford a hristmas tree this year, and it’s been truly bumming me out. Why are we still talking about Paris Hilton around here? Who cares aout her squandering all her inherited millions and millions of dollars every day on wildly expensive, frivolous shit? While here I am unable to buy a Christmas tree or a full bag of fucking groceries for my fridge? to HELL with this ridiculous bitch!!

      • THANK YOU HHHH. I HATE POOR-ME’S.. SOME PEOPLE DON’T HAVE FOOD OR INTERNET. LET ALONE A BLANKET TO KEEP THEM WARM. AND SNOWBLOOD IS GOING TO SIT HERE AT NOON AND COMPLAIN HOW SHE DOESN’T HAVE MONEY. SHE SHOULD BE AT WORK.

    • I’m all stoked because I had a gift card for Home Depot and so my little fake tree only cost me $3. And when you have kids, you want to make it look a little Christmasssy, even when times are tight. Hell, I can’t even afford the pink Barbie car ;-( Paris needs to get a reality check.

      • Fuck you, “You Almost Had Me.” You don’t know a thing about me., you judgemental little bitch. I cannot work, I am crippled, I have internet because it is set up in our house which my boyfriend who supports me has been unable to pay rent on for two months and we are facing eviction, his business went under. So go fuck yourself, you snitty fucking bitch.

    • Snowblood, LOL! Great response to snitty b. Hope you have a Merry Christmas despite the snowballs life is throwing at you.

  • When I see her in Aspen I’ll run down her skinny pink bod. Of course, I presume she’ll be on the pink bunny hill at Buttermilk.

  • Paris is boring too. Is this just “Your Daily Paris” repackaged? It still seems like Paris is posted on everyday. (Oh how hard life would be without knowing the color of Paris Hilton’s car, or what flop movie she was in, or what bar she was at)

    I know there’s a simple solution and I’m not blaming Beet. I’ll simply skip the posts with her in them, but it’s just mind-boggling that bloggers think that she is news. The BFF finale show ratings were about tripled by Tila Tequila’s show and about 50 people went to see Hottie and the NOttie, but bloggers think that Paris is really important.

  • that stupid ditsy voice makes me want to slap her everytime she opens her dumbass slackjawed mouth.

    the thank you at the end..
    “oh my gaawwd”

  • i one time saw a hot pink VW bug…
    pink bentley looks a lot better compared to that
    but it still make me want to key it or slash the tires…
    think of all the possibilities

  • Snowblood: for you to be crippled you would think that you would be counting your blessings, you are alive aren’t you? Not trying to get all religious on you but, God doesn’t close one door where he doesn’t open another. Be thankful that you have what you have even if it is not what you want. There are places out there that can help you being that you have a disabilty. Don’t be hateful I think that this is a tuff Christmas for a lot of people. Don’t knock your blessings by damning someone else now you might say fu@! off or whatever you want but 2 wrongs don’t make a right. Stay prayerful. Even though I don’t know you I will be praying for you and your family. Keep your head up…things could be a lot worse….

  • @angela: so you never complain about your life, do you? stop being so sanctimonious. sounds like snowblood is going through a rough time and your ridicukous reply is not helping.

    • No doubt, I didn’t hear her complaining. I heard her telling it like it is. And I’m sure she doesn’t need your comments to help. If it makes YOU feel better Angela, then by all means pray for her, but don’t push YOUR agenda on her. She’s a big girl I am sure she can make her own decisions.

  • Quirkygirl? how cute…no I am not saying that I don’t go through anything we all do….but that’s when we need to lean and depend on God and stop feeling sorry for ourselves. That is what is wrong with the world today don’t be mad because someone is blessed and have material things her family worked hard for we have all reaped the benefits somewhere down the line from someone elses glory….family or not…Ms. quirky the world doesn’t owe me, you, or snowblood anything. Don’t let your bad situation be your final destination. Your destiny is in your hands not anyone elses…Laugh Often, Love Much and Live Life… you only get too do it once why cry over spoiled milk? make lemons out of lemonade man….the world is already a mess…make good of your life while you can…I Thank God everyday…..

    • angela, you’re so right! platitudes are indeed helpful. so come on, unfortunate, sick, depressed, broke or homeless people: just turn that frown upside down!

    • You’re proselytising to the wrong person, Angela. And you can keep your smug, high-and-mighty attitude and your diahrrea-like blatghering posts to and about me here. Jesus, all this response, just for me making a comment that I couldn’t afford a Christmas tree so therefore had no interest in reading or hearing about Paris Hilton’s pink fucking Bentley! Unbelieveable.

  • Hope things get better for you, snowblood. Hard times suck. It’s Christmas, people. Snarky sucks too.

    • Thanks, bella! Yeah, life comes in cycles, there’s periods of flush good times, then bouts of ill health and low finances, but that’s just the way life goes. 2009’s gonna be an amazingly great year, I can just feel it. Hard times just make the good times a thousand times sweeter!

  • Snowblood…
    Clearly you are having a very miserable day. I never potrayed myself as being high and mighty. I know that when I am going through it is nice to hear a kind word every now and then. If I would have thought in anyway that my comments would have been in any way offensive to you then trust, I would have never spoke on it but hey, it is a blog you are the one that choose to air your struggles on it. Yeah I commented on it. I could have said kill yourself, that’s how depressed you sounded about “not having a tree”. I must say “Thanks” though for teaching me something today, Never lend a kind word to a ungrateful, miserable, and unappreciative person; and as for you Ms. Indigo Blue, (I love these names)….I wasn’t talking to you and I never once tried to “push” anything on her. You know it is always that one from the peanut gallery that has a smart comment to make…misery loves company. I frown upon negativity. I ALWAYS try to see the light at the end of every tunnel. If I was to leave this earth, my hands will be clean. Will yours? you ladys need to do some serious soul searching and realize that we are in the USA the BEST COUNTRY THERE IS!!! Glad to hear that 2009 is going to be a better year for you…Release some of that negative energy it is truely misplaced anger. I don’t live your life you do, never meet you…I’m not to blame you don’t have a tree or being evicted….it’s called PRAYER…try it maybe you wouldn’t be in this predicament….God Bless

    • Pssst, hey Angela going to church on Sunday does not absolve you from being an asshole. Take that finger you are pointing at everyone else and point it at yourself. Merry Christmas!!

  • I hate religious people who are always trying to push prayer and god down my throat! A lot of people don’t believe in any of that and are still wonderful, kind, happy people. We do unto others because it is the right thing to do not because some religious freak told us to. Organized religion is going to be the downfall of the world as we know it.

    Snowblood, just ignore Angela and have a wonderful holiday and an even better 2009!

  • Ah let her have a little fun with her money. Paris always brightens my day.

    She did donate a huge mount of money to the Los Angeles Children’s Hospital so they can build a new wing. And she works with other charities too.
    And she helped raise over a million dollars for the Nevada Cancer Institute.

    After doing all that and more, if she wants to treat herself a little special I can’t blame her. I would do the exat same thing if I was her.