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America: Fuck Yeah

Jennifer Aniston rocks the cover of the new GQ.

Ummmm, how to put this nicely?

I can haz sex with you, Jen?

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  • dude.
    i fucking love her.
    let’s be friends, jennifer aniston.
    i think you’re cool, so fuck all the haters.

  • I think she is beautiful, but her mouth and chin look terrible in this picture and they make it not look like her… Maybe it’s just a bad angle, but she can be way hotter than this..

  • Also they super edited this?
    You see the side the light is hitting? You can literally SEE where they’ve edited out part of her body to make her appear thinner… and she’s not FAT. Like that is such an obvious edit

  • did that just happen? is this to promote her new PG family film about a rambunctious dog?

    regardless, her body looks great. and her hair. and yep.

  • Bleh….seriously, this chick needs help!! Like how desperate for attention do you need to be to pose half naked on a freaken mag cover??? This makes me hate her even more…..TEAM GET-OVER-YOURSELF

  • wompwomp, you made me laugh. and I would say that’s a lot more than half naked.

    well, at least she doesn’t have kids. i would be embarrassed to see my naked mom on the cover of a magazine… esp GQ.

  • I think she is hot… But i know that she can do better than that ! Look at her she is an ass i bet .dah!! Doesnt she ??

  • She’s gross, and extremely over-photoshopped here. I’m sorry, I just DO not like this woman at all, nor do I now or ever have found her even remotely ‘sexy” or “gorgeous,” especially considering her intensely annoying, irritating personality such as it is.

  • I hate to admit it (I find her really annoying) but she’s prettier than this. They’ve photoshopped her nicer features into oblivion.

  • EEEW
    She is revolting!
    did she really have to pose naked?
    How desperate is this woman really?

    WHY DON’T U JUST GO STRAIGHT TO PLAYBOY JEN

  • Suck it Brad!!! Angie’s tits are down to her belly button and prob has stretch marks galore!! Team Aniston foreverrrr! LOL

  • i love reading the comments on her chin or arms…and why is she posing…

    so let’s see: she is in the public eye, has a movie to promote and oh, look, Aniston on covers SELLS magazines…

    yet, someone thinks it’s ok to judge her chin? WTF. Come judge my two chins which are never going to be on a magazine cover….you little judgemental freaks.

    geez..she’s making a living and promoting her movie is part of it….

  • um is everyone ignoring the fact that she looks like shes trying to be a bunny with her hands and mouth like that

  • She’s a starving, sad, lonely, whiney Greek and has a lot of hair to pluck and wax so… hell, she thinks, I must get some chunk change payback for the cost and constant pain and suffering. Voilà! Appreciate, approve and esteem well plucked me guys?!

  • I love, LOVE her. I think she is most def looking better and better…and I’m sorry Brad Pitt looks hella old, like grandpa old.

  • The only thing that really bothers me is the fact that her side above her arm is almost two inches wider than below it. That definitely doesn’t happen in the RL.

    OH! I GET IT! Her new movie is about a dog. She’s sitting pretty!

  • She seems like a desperate horny woman having a mid life crisis. Plus her face, especialy her chin just look….off.

  • to people saying why is she posed like that ?

    ermm think about it idiots
    shes covering her nips

    i think she looks good for a woman her age

    also i hate angelina jolie she sucks ass

    so team jennifer ftw

  • I think she looks great.
    and “I can haz sex with you, Jen? ”
    Is that “I can haz cheezburger?” talk?
    i love that website

  • Re: Anonymous

    There are other ways of covering one’s nipples. You don’t need to sit like a dog waiting for a treat.

    That beaing said, she does look amazing.

  • Go Jen! I’ll bet all you haters don’t look that good and never could. Ha Ha, Angelina. Go have another baby to put another nail in Brad’s coffin.

  • You know, my friend recently asked me that if I were to ever “be” with a woman, who would I choose? And I answered Jennifer Aniston. Not only is the woman sexy as sin, but super down to earth. TEAM ANISTON!

  • I bet that Jen would love to see the day when she can pose or do publicity and NOT have it come down to Team Aniston/Jolie.

    Can you imagine the freedom she would feel? I love Angelina and Brad, but do we have any divorcees on here? Can any of you empathize with spending the rest of your career, nevermind life, being reminded at every turn that you had an ugly split?

    Sorry about the rant. All of that to say, GOOD GOD! I can only hope that photoshop could do justice to me like that when I am 39!